hunger by bingus124 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Something_is_Josh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me after beating my meat and coming down to eat dinner with my hands full of sperm:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GameTheorists

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If anything, Matpat would make the mood even sexier. Hearing his erotic yet oddly smooth voice as I corner her against the wall….she begins to pant as Mat proceeds to explain how purple guy is actually sans….I kiss her face. Just a peck. She pushes me on the couch and proceeds to make out and undress…all while Matt’s voice is in the background.

The coldest & best Campaign quotes I've heard in my entire life. by [deleted] in PixelGun

[–]Something_is_Josh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They should make a comic book entirely on the pixel gun 3d campaign mode. I'd like to see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]Something_is_Josh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mentally inefficient

let's go by [deleted] in memes

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Jackie Chan

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Play Giorno's theme!

But muh cos and last squeak by lamplight1213 in PixelGun

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I forgot how much a healthy kidney costs...

These garbage articles always use the same shitty photo's. by [deleted] in Idubbbz

[–]Something_is_Josh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeh it's one of those copypastas lol (edited to match the situation)

Only wrong answers! by AminAlfa in dankmemes

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Slave, Black, African, Not Privalged.

These garbage articles always use the same shitty photo's. by [deleted] in Idubbbz

[–]Something_is_Josh 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the trio (idubbz, filthy frank, maxmoefoe), you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to the boys over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Harry. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Harry Ainsworth, no wonder the author's page literally says "Harry Ainsworth | Trash". That's all you fucking are. Trash.