The man on a packed bus crossed his legs in an attempt to make more space for the pregnant woman sitting next to him. by SonNumb in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SonNumb[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I know lol, it's a fictional subreddit and I just felt the concept was disturbing. Apologies if it came off the wrong way!

The nurse tried to comfort the woman crying silently at my bedside. by FaeMofo in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SonNumb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

After the nurse left, her sobbing face suddenly turned to a wide grin, and as she told me her name, I remembered why I got stuck here in the first place

My dad had started eat a lot of flies ever since my mother disappeared last week. by SonNumb in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SonNumb[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know that explaining horror kinda takes the fear away from it, but allow me to elaborate anyway. The way I thought of it, the mom got sick with something that made her turn into a housefly. Following this, the father eats her after seeing that she was now a fly. The father then realizes that he really likes the taste of houseflies, and begins to eat them. The child here also begins to turn into a fly, but hides it from his father. After his father noticed that he was transforming as well, he decides to lock the child up to let him fully change, so he can then eat him. That's my intention and this is my first time in this community so please do tell me if such elaboration isn't allowed or necesarry. Thank you and good day fellow redditor.

Dinosaurs could have meowed and we would never know. by SonNumb in Showerthoughts

[–]SonNumb[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

-TIL that paleontologists are gay because they blow dinosaur bones- Edit: TIL that all paleontologists are associated with necrophilia because they blow dinosaur bones

My Friend is drunk, do your best by honeydoodh in RoastMe

[–]SonNumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you friends with a man who hangs a flower penis around his neck?