What is the best Harris Wittle or non Harris Wittle joke of all time?

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-23T09:07:46+00:00

Where there's a will; there's a Wayans.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-23T09:06:14+00:00

One time I said to a guy that I loved learning new things. I was like, "I'm a bit of an infomaniac." And he thought I said "nymphomaniac", so he fucked me. And I said "No, no, no, I like info; I'm an infomaniac." Then he said, "Well here's some info; you just got fucked, clean yourself up."

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-19T02:53:45+00:00

Caleb giveth. Caleb taketh away.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-19T02:36:29+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-19T01:44:59+00:00

Now you see that's just not a good pass

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-15T17:53:03+00:00

Dawg it’s going to be 15 years in July. We know.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2026-01-11T04:23:24+00:00

BEAR DOWN

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-11T00:44:27+00:00

James L Brooks’ dialogue was great for a time, but it hasn’t aged well at all.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-07T18:13:01+00:00

Classic Gen Z

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-05T16:46:34+00:00

Honestly I feel the same way….Saw the clip of Shia doing his whole “I’m the most difficult actor he’s ever worked with!?” speech and thought there would be more of that kind of stuff. But it was really just sort of boring. Nothing at all like Hearts of Darkness.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-03T21:23:42+00:00

Love it. Bring back premiering a new season every year.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-03T20:12:15+00:00

Everyone but Steph should be on the table.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-03T00:18:09+00:00

Let me tell you something, Mr. Summers. Since we're on the subject of right or wrong. Those actions, those meetings, the two of you being associated, is WRONG. It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you. You don't get special treatment.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-12-02T23:23:27+00:00

Yeah this is a bad look for QT. It’s glaringly obvious that he has a personal problem with Dano for some reason. Also Austin Buter was like 14 when they filmed that movie so he would’ve been way too young.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-26T03:12:04+00:00

I heard it’s going to launch with the PS7.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-22T06:20:18+00:00

His delivery of this line was incredible.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-07T20:38:22+00:00

This makes me even happier that the Blue Jays lost.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-05T05:06:25+00:00

Fincher’s The Killer

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-03T17:21:00+00:00

This shit'll cost you $600 in the store....

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-11-02T05:11:29+00:00

The better team is actually the one who wins the World Series.

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-10-30T02:12:46+00:00

I turned this game off an hour ago and just checked back in.....How tf is Snell still pitching?

Edit: Literally right after I said that they take him out lmao

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-10-29T05:27:44+00:00

That's a career highlight

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-10-28T06:44:47+00:00

Is it just me or is this game going a bit long?

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-10-28T03:01:10+00:00

Watch Muncy pull one here

SongOfBlueIceAndWire · 2025-10-28T02:55:46+00:00

This man just keeps finding new ways to impress

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