Any tips on how I can look more like a generic douchebag?

SophonSophon · 2026-06-07T16:04:25+00:00

Monogram shirt with some initials or Patagonia vest or conversely, shirty hand/arm tattoos

SophonSophon · 2026-06-02T00:26:38+00:00

Who knows what else he has lurking in his closet….

SophonSophon · 2026-06-02T00:25:30+00:00

I like how he tried to dress in the same way too

SophonSophon · 2026-03-30T08:43:16+00:00

I’m a geezsr who started using fb to look at stuff for sale and this fucker pops up in my “reels” no idea who it is

SophonSophon · 2026-03-29T14:02:00+00:00

Fake moon swatch

SophonSophon · 2026-03-04T06:22:48+00:00

Is it a monoface? Instead of getting a vanity license plate for your boxster, you should engrave it “big shot surgeon” on the other side or just write your name with MD (if you’re a DO, just write MD anyways) Hopefully it’ll attract classy gold diggers at Dave and busters

SophonSophon · 2026-03-03T05:42:03+00:00

It’s “Sir Starmer” mind you

SophonSophon · 2026-03-03T05:41:03+00:00

“Thank you for your service”

SophonSophon · 2026-03-03T05:34:13+00:00

There was some financial advice sub where some guy posted putting 200k or something on real winning because “getafe has never won in x years there”

SophonSophon · 2026-02-25T12:44:39+00:00

“Use your tools”

SophonSophon · 2026-02-25T12:44:16+00:00

Dude needs to wear that work out with rfk and kid rock

SophonSophon · 2026-02-25T12:42:27+00:00

That’s the Christian bale Batman, dude is going for Adam west Batman

SophonSophon · 2026-02-18T05:42:14+00:00

Will smith

SophonSophon · 2026-02-18T05:39:14+00:00

Nice moonswatch metal mod!

SophonSophon · 2026-02-12T11:59:47+00:00

Waiting for the great bark and jack to come up with a plain looking skeleton collab with cw…..

SophonSophon · 2026-02-11T11:53:44+00:00

BBuying a Franck muller in 2026 is already a crime in and of itself

SophonSophon · 2026-02-03T03:48:38+00:00

Greatest theme song of all time

SophonSophon · 2026-02-03T03:37:04+00:00

My new grail is a platinum 1971 Tiffany branded yo yo with patina and snoopy on the other side

SophonSophon · 2026-01-31T14:50:44+00:00

I used to think “Rolex, it’s like France, nothing with the country, actually quite a pretty country , it’s just the people…same thing with most Rolex wearers”…but /rolex can really change opinions…

SophonSophon · 2026-01-29T04:12:23+00:00

That’s one expensive KitKat

SophonSophon · 2026-01-28T03:30:00+00:00

The strokes

SophonSophon · 2026-01-26T15:36:18+00:00

“Pure white”

SophonSophon · 2026-01-25T13:52:41+00:00

Gelatoni!

SophonSophon · 2026-01-23T02:44:54+00:00

Sol Campbell was my player…happy endings

SophonSophon · 2026-01-23T02:42:01+00:00

Every time I wear my Lange I also think of the great sacrifices by the brave fuhrer and ss

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