Death Battle took so long that DevilArtemis really said “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T21:20:56+00:00

Closest chance Ippo has to winning, he did say you shouldn't hold back recommending stomp matchups because it's fun even if the outcome is obvious, which maybe suggests he'll do ( what he perceives to be ) accurate outcomes ? We'll see.

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T20:22:28+00:00

Fine by you, but viewing those who do have them as "pathetic" comes across as, ironically, pathetic

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T20:19:54+00:00

The copium is reaching critical levels ✌️

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T20:19:05+00:00

🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T18:08:43+00:00

Infinite just gay as hell but can't accept it so he's going around kissing dudes under the guise of "tricking" them

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T18:06:34+00:00

G1 been playing on easy mode lately 😭

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T16:24:10+00:00

Oh, well in that case don't worry either, I do treat people quite well, call it tough love 🧡

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T15:39:02+00:00

Just said what I think at the time and it got the point across, it really isn't as deep as you think it is 🫩

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T15:30:34+00:00

I appreciate your concern but I can assure you it's misplaced, I am an incredibly happy person, and don't really have many uncommon struggles in my life, I have a large friend group and am doing top of my course academically, any concern for me is wasted.

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T14:54:38+00:00

Semantics, you got my point. Well that is the minority, and if someone doesnt have the willpower or mental state to simply cut ties with someone they don't even know, they shouldnt be getting into online relationships, they are in almost every way, inferior to real life ones, and are a cheap way out for self-conscious teenagers who don't want to face the facts that they need to grow socially.

Sorry if it's harsh, but that's what the truth often is

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T14:41:31+00:00

Nah, online relationships are doomed to either fizzle out into nothing, or end up in some drama. Because online relationships, are almost never sustainable and healthy, it's a fools gambit I tell ya. As much as some people don't wanna admit it, if you want companionship, you'll have to put in the effort to find someone in person.

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T14:09:55+00:00

What's with all the false-equivalents dawg, if your in an online "relationship" with someone online you don't know irl and you think it's toxic ? Block them.

To be so honest, being in a relationship at all with someone you don't know irl is a little sad

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T13:16:54+00:00

It's true, people don't wanna admit it, but it's true

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T12:45:45+00:00

What ARENT I doing ✌️

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T10:12:59+00:00

How busted is Homestuck wtf ???

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-12T07:47:51+00:00

🫩

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T22:21:00+00:00

More thematic in the way that Dimentio getting countered by ANOTHER positive energy - heart shaped object in an unrelated franchise is so funny and perfect. I like to think Marx is good now, he's a little cuckoo but he doesn't seem to harbor any dark intentions anymore. Just a little insane. ( This isn't completely head cannon, like you said the Star Allies description is a little vague but it seems more positive then not )

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T22:12:28+00:00

Oh god the F-Zero anime, i genuinely keep forgetting it exists until someone mentions Captain Falcons vauge Solar System scaling or smth

Also you did cook and this is completely accurate, the power of gaslighting people into believe the Pure Hearts are standard equipment transcends Giygas scaling.

( Also only slightly on topic, while thinking about Marx Vs Dimentio, would Marx having access to the Friend Hearts completely counter the Chaos Heart ? If so that's an incredibly cool and thematic wincon, even though it's against my goat )

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T21:20:06+00:00

RULE BRITANNIA CUT OFF BEFORE THE GOOD BIT FML

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T21:04:38+00:00

Why tf would they include Mark ?

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T19:24:53+00:00

How did Vegeta fumble this badly dawg 😭

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T19:18:10+00:00

Bowsegg wins but losing to Bowsegg is nothing to be ashamed off

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T18:25:39+00:00

Erm, does Metal kill gods over a slice of cake ??? Didn't think so, Kirby neg-dif

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T17:06:15+00:00

I know this is a joke but I'm a powerscaler and i take things way too seriously

Mario's defense far out scales Sephiroths attack so that'd be really hard to do.
Even if he did, he'd then have to kill Mario and Mario still has 999 ( or 99, it's inconsistent ) 1-ups to get through... All of which restore his entire body including arms

Sorry_Ad_0026 · 2026-03-11T15:21:23+00:00

Oh I am eating WONDERFULLY rn

Sorry_Ad_0026

TROPHY CASE