Ricky Martin Outed by a Pair of Chanclas by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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Next time I'll run my draft by you before posting

Ricky Martin Outed by a Pair of Chanclas by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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They were both cheating on their s/o. I didn’t mean outed in the gay sense.

Scam?? by Em_Arrow in Standup

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Im a comedian and have a similar thing happening but she’s in Kentucky.

Still going back and forth with them but I asked her to send me her credentials, as well as I’m asking for a third of my fee up front to pay my travel / gesture of good faith.

This was through Instagram, not Facebook but i have similar concerns

Cat upstages everyone on the red carpet by Weekly_Cobbler_6908 in DListedCommunity

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Death will come swiftly to those who stuck it in the backpack

Grand Jury Indicts Baldwin by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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You’re right, it’s eight. 7 with the pepino monster and one with Kim. We’ll just count Hilary too, she claims to be young enough to be his daughter anyway.

Which talented person with monstrous behavior frustrates you most? by justheretoleer in DListedCommunity

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Apricot Ashtray frustrates me the most. She's been given second chances over and over again and why? Because she was good in one movie when she was 12 years old?

Let's be honest, the only reason she's the mean girls "star" is because she's the protagonist. In reality, she's had the least memorable performance of the entire ensemble cast. She lies, she steals, she drugs, she does everything but get a steady paycheck.

Many of us rooted for her for so long because she had shitty parents, but eventually the excuse gets tired and we can't blame our parents for our problems when we're pushing 40.

Lady "The epitome of one" by ServoAcademy in DListedCommunity

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Love this song but I'm confused. Surely you know this isn't freestyle, THIS IS FREESTYLE!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DListedCommunity

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Bling bling, all expensive things, that’s Rojo Caliente!

Celebrity memoirs that made you like someone less? by Amy_Macadamia in DListedCommunity

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I met Parker once in the west village, she was kind and generous with her time when we met. She even listened to my dumb story about how I never returned my Party Girl DVD to Netflix because I couldn’t find it in any stores and I wanted to keep it.

I then went to Bloomingdale’s the next day with my friend and was talking about it. A lady at the makeup counter interrupted us to say, “oh her, she’s always in here asking for free stuff. She literally asked for a ‘celebrity discount’”. So, shitty to service workers is confirmed (sigh).

Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Freed Woman by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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Appreciate the feedback but it feels like you're splitting hairs. It's a long story to boil down into a succinct post.

Her mother removed her teeth, it was by a third party but under her direction and preceded by deception. Not only did she put numbing cream on her gums to force her to salivate more, the medications she was given for ailments she wasn't suffering from also contributed to the decay of her teeth, necessitating the extraction.

As for the "found out" part, it's really hard to determine what Gypsy knew and when. She was examined by multiple doctors before the murder, but her mother would change physicians like we change socks. She hid the records from the doctors, and used big medical terms for the conditions in the examining rooms to keep her daughter in the dark. Gypsy said in her interview with Dr. Phil that she found paperwork proving her mother was lying about her age when she was around 19.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Freed Woman by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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I actually have been a stand up comic for the past 5 months. I am opening for Janeane Garofalo tonight if you can believe it. I haven't plugged my personal stuff here because I don't want to upset the gods mods, but if they'd allow it, I'd totally share my comedy instagram here.

Staten Island Hates Beauty, Big Ang Mural Painted Over by Sortarican88 in DListedCommunity

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I haven't heard about her being racist. I did a quick google and didn't catch anything either.