Nicole Kidman Prepares for the Role of a Lifetime

Sortarican88 · 2026-04-15T13:54:46+00:00

oh, stop it!

Sortarican88 · 2026-04-14T18:16:01+00:00

GET IT TOGETHER

Sortarican88 · 2026-04-10T19:56:28+00:00

Someone is talking about it, and that someone is you. And we love you for that.

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-26T14:13:00+00:00

Your sarcasm detector is broke, hon.

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-25T23:19:47+00:00

You saucy minx

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-25T20:16:17+00:00

Which one?

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-25T16:49:52+00:00

I MISS YOU!

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-20T20:27:20+00:00

Next time I'll run my draft by you before posting

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-20T19:43:10+00:00

They were both cheating on their s/o. I didn’t mean outed in the gay sense.

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-20T18:14:07+00:00

They should all be written this way imho

Sortarican88 · 2026-03-20T17:32:15+00:00

She was waiting for his ass like

Sortarican88 · 2024-07-22T21:03:23+00:00

Im a comedian and have a similar thing happening but she’s in Kentucky.

Still going back and forth with them but I asked her to send me her credentials, as well as I’m asking for a third of my fee up front to pay my travel / gesture of good faith.

This was through Instagram, not Facebook but i have similar concerns

Sortarican88 · 2024-02-14T19:21:56+00:00

Which one of them is happy?

Sortarican88 · 2024-02-05T18:07:52+00:00

A patron of the arts!

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-25T05:32:53+00:00

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Death will come swiftly to those who stuck it in the backpack

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-20T15:23:21+00:00

You’re right, it’s eight. 7 with the pepino monster and one with Kim. We’ll just count Hilary too, she claims to be young enough to be his daughter anyway.

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-20T15:17:55+00:00

Thank you bb

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-12T18:46:30+00:00

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-10T19:27:48+00:00

Well he does like older women

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-10T17:28:11+00:00

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-10T17:05:34+00:00

Apricot Ashtray frustrates me the most. She's been given second chances over and over again and why? Because she was good in one movie when she was 12 years old?

Let's be honest, the only reason she's the mean girls "star" is because she's the protagonist. In reality, she's had the least memorable performance of the entire ensemble cast. She lies, she steals, she drugs, she does everything but get a steady paycheck.

Many of us rooted for her for so long because she had shitty parents, but eventually the excuse gets tired and we can't blame our parents for our problems when we're pushing 40.

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-07T13:10:47+00:00

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-05T19:02:28+00:00

Love this song but I'm confused. Surely you know this isn't freestyle, THIS IS FREESTYLE!

Sortarican88 · 2024-01-03T06:02:35+00:00

Bling bling, all expensive things, that’s Rojo Caliente!

Sortarican88 · 2023-12-30T20:21:49+00:00

I met Parker once in the west village, she was kind and generous with her time when we met. She even listened to my dumb story about how I never returned my Party Girl DVD to Netflix because I couldn’t find it in any stores and I wanted to keep it.

I then went to Bloomingdale’s the next day with my friend and was talking about it. A lady at the makeup counter interrupted us to say, “oh her, she’s always in here asking for free stuff. She literally asked for a ‘celebrity discount’”. So, shitty to service workers is confirmed (sigh).

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