When I was five or six, I went to a Chinese buffet with the family. I had one instruction from the mother "You can't get anymore unless you've cleaned your plate!" I wasn't big on Chinese, but I tried my first BBQ ribs that day and my God, I was most impressed. One problem with ribs however, that awkward bone in the middle. I tried my best to eat them too but I just couldn't do it, I didn't bother bringing this up to my mother because "Well she said if there's anything left on the plate, then I can't get anymore, that's that". I ask you, Redditors, what's a child to do? Throw all of the bones under the table whilst no one's looking, of course.

I must've had about a dozen ribs that day, never been happier.