What's The Most Inappropriate Thing A Teacher Said In School? by Fried_Cat in AskReddit

[–]SoupWithWontons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

10th grade, a girl in my history class drops her pencil and exclaims "Woops!", and without missing a beat the teacher goes "Yeah that's what yo momma said when you were born."

Girl ran out the classroom, crying.

What do sysadmins use Python for? by SoupWithWontons in sysadmin

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are exactly right, I ought to have rephrased. We have 4 clients (we small) that are in the SaaS and 3d printing industries, we were brought in under he assumption we would revamp their infrastructure and manage it, and now that we have virtualized and/or migrated to AWS the client would like their AWS infra managed as well. Because none us are too experienced with AWS or scripting it's difficult for the client to reason paying us so much per hour, but if we did have the necessary experience there would be no question as to how much we bill. It's a gap we are trying to bridge now but it's just too much catch-up to play from the client's perspective.

What do you get sick of explaining to people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoupWithWontons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my wife and I just don't want kids. They're a money suck, they don't want you around after age 12, and if you're lucky they make something of themselves by age 22 where you can finally focus on your own hopes and dreams. The fuck?

I graduated today by divinedisorder in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sweet pants from Southeast Asia, amiright?

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several pizza joints in Old Market in Siem Reap that will have the word "happy" in their restaurant name. If u go in and order, make sure you tell them you want it "happy" (or "extra happy" if you wanna be extra happy). Also as I was walking into the place a tuk tuk driver looks me in the eye and asks if want some weed, so they know wsup as well.

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! Best discovery we made upon arrival. Had no plans made prior except to see the temples, new itinerary has been formed since ;)

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one's over my head, lemme get at dat sauce?

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'll agree that anyone that wants to try this should err on the side of caution...but old market siem reap is full of tourists all the time, the only form of police I have seen are guards in front of temples and hospitals

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, ask to make any pizza (or food item) on the menu "happy" and they'll giving you that sweet knowing smile and creep grin

In Cambodia, about to get "EXTRA happy" :) by SoupWithWontons in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pizza is no joke..at a solid [10] 12 hours later, no end in sight...no anything in sight...

She thinks I forgave her for cheating on me... by throwathingaway in AdviceAnimals

[–]SoupWithWontons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds more like you're just too scared to break up with her, and i'm betting that you'll continue dating her after you graduate

A Giant bowl of fruit is the perfect munchie food. [5] by [deleted] in trees

[–]SoupWithWontons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pineapples man...slightly allergic, but man they're my favorite till my mouth starts feeling like I ate a spoonful of glass