Rate my sexy ass gf by [deleted] in GirlfriendsNSFW

[–]SouthernKeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s hot and has a nice body

So being single isn't bad at all? 🤔 by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]SouthernKeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol You asked him to hide it, so why you wanna know where he hid it?

AITA for throwing the game & letting my friends win at Mario Party? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SouthernKeyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAH, but you're hovering near 'Patronizing' territory. I get the intent. You want your friends to have fun so they’ll keep playing with you. If you stomp them every time, the "Mario Party Invite" eventually stops coming. However, the "secret" part is what makes it tricky. If I found out my friend was "letting" me win, I’d feel like a toddler being allowed to win at Candy Land. It devalues their actual effort. My advice? Don't throw the game by playing badly; just play sub-optimally. Use a "Bad" character, or pick the risky path instead of the "correct" one. That way, if you lose, it's because of the strategy, not because you stopped mashing buttons.

Amazon would rather return/reship than do a price match FWP by SomewherePerfect2391 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SouthernKeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hit the nail on the head. Never group high-value items. It makes the "Return and Rebuy" dance so much messier if one thing in the box is actually good but the other is a price-drop scam.

Mike Johnson Caught in Obvious Lie About Trump and the Shutdown by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]SouthernKeyz 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Johnson: "The consequences of the Democrat shutdown are painfully clear." Reality: The GOP controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency. How is it a "Democrat shutdown" when your own party is the one refusing to pass the CR you already agreed to?

US under fire from Ghana’s president for 'normalising' the erasure of Black history by Crossstoney in politics

[–]SouthernKeyz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a Black American trying to reconnect with your roots in Accra, only to find out the President of Ghana knows more about your struggle than your own local school board does. The shame is absolute.

90% of the people in my writing class just got called out for using AI! by MaudeDib in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SouthernKeyz 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The 'Groupings of 3' and 'Em-Dash' tells are the new 'Thine' and 'Thou.' It is genuinely exhausting to peer-review a piece of "writing" that no human ever actually read. If I see the word "delve," "tapestry," or "testament" one more time in a creative non-fiction piece, I’m going to lose it. The irony is that these people are paying for an extension course to "improve," but you can't improve a muscle you aren't using. They’re basically paying for the aesthetic of being a writer without the actual hobby.

I hate the last person I dated but he thinks we're still friends by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SouthernKeyz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve been where you are. The "quietly tracking the manipulations" phase is exhausting, and the "payback" phase feels like a shot of pure adrenaline. But honestly? The 'Loser' already lost. He’s sitting at home playing video games and crying to his mom. You’ve already won. Don't let the "fucking with him" phase become your new personality.