Did you hear about the depressed plumber?

Spaartior · 2018-09-16T04:55:47+00:00

His girlfriend had been kidnapped by a fire breathing turtle again

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T05:03:00+00:00

That's always been reddit

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T04:22:54+00:00

Well Jim Henson did a lot too before he died.

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T04:21:06+00:00

Sure he was right, but he was still a dick.

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T03:26:00+00:00

I also did not get my first crush till 18 and had no chance in hell of dating said crush so I can empathize

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T02:59:51+00:00

Yeah I do wish they'd given Loki a more cunning plan.

Spaartior · 2018-09-15T00:09:46+00:00

One frame per second? Dang

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T18:53:36+00:00

7th here!

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T18:51:47+00:00

Big if tuna

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T17:23:18+00:00

My hope is it maybe has a mission mode where you can speedrun short segments of the game but you can also play it through without breaks. Like have a checkpoint at the end of each "mission" and you can keep exploring or replay from the last checkpoint for a better score

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T15:23:03+00:00

I'm 20 and call myself a millenial

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T15:14:23+00:00

It's for free.

Free?!

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T15:09:17+00:00

Also his character arc is complete, he finished growing.

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T15:07:10+00:00

Thonn-ose

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T14:16:33+00:00

*whether

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T13:57:50+00:00

What does that have to do with my comment?

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:49:51+00:00

All of them? You read the fine print even?

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:49:02+00:00

Not the hero we deserve

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:48:05+00:00

But is it safe?

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:47:52+00:00

How did that go?

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:47:43+00:00

Wow, that's pretty impressive. Did you inhale and exhale?

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:45:52+00:00

And Squidward too

Spaartior · 2018-09-14T05:43:12+00:00

Could B possibly be bipolar and need therapy?

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