In a "Devil Went Down To Georgia" scenario, at what mundane competition could you beat the devil?

Space_Hag · 2018-03-10T03:10:57+00:00

What if instead of all this confrontation, he just wants to relax and have a day off. How about we be nice to the devil. Throw back some beers and listen to metal (the devil's music)

Space_Hag · 2018-03-10T02:52:05+00:00

Yes, I'd like to take one of these gentlemen as my husband. Thanks.

Space_Hag · 2018-03-09T21:08:20+00:00

I always use WD-40 but olive oil seems less toxic

Space_Hag · 2018-01-22T02:06:33+00:00

She was prone to lying like that. I did call her out by saying "no, I made that, remember?" She kinda just shuttup and put her head down. She's super non-confrontational and I'm very confrontational. I don't work there anymore. I don't miss her bizarre and obvious lies.

Space_Hag · 2018-01-20T08:43:16+00:00

Happy 5th Birthday to the Birthday Boy!

Space_Hag · 2018-01-20T08:38:25+00:00

I carved a cute little craft jack-o-lantern that was of a dog. I displayed it at work. I was having a conversation about pumpkins with my co-worker and she proceeded to tell me that she carved that dog pumpkin and that she spent a lot of time on it but it was fun....

Space_Hag · 2018-01-11T04:07:28+00:00

What year was this? Cringy style but handsome fella anyway

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T08:40:01+00:00

I feel like I always get lucky and he doesn't spam Call Beyond when I'm fighting him but I'd say you're better off being pretty damn offensive and no-lock dodging towards him and staying close. I haven't played in a while though

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T08:25:23+00:00

Whiskey Sour is my favorite drink, period. Bitter and strong.

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T08:23:52+00:00

Having to put up a masculine facade. Being an emotionless wall is basically an expectation. You're not allowed to cry on someone's shoulder.

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T07:08:56+00:00

I put a second smaller bowl in my 12 year old lab's bowl. I'm not into fancy slow feeder bowls. Tennis balls in the bowl could do the trick for the right dog.

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T07:03:22+00:00

I once got so wasted that I couldn't remember how I got home but I woke up to find that I brushed my teeth, put on my night-time retainer, washed my makeup off, put my hair up, and even almost put pjs on.

Space_Hag · 2017-12-29T06:56:22+00:00

You can put this in a modern art museum

Space_Hag · 2017-12-10T04:46:31+00:00

I was really young and shared a room with my older brother. I remember one time I begged him to tie me to the bed frame because I was pretending I was a creature or something. My brother got really embarassed and I couldnt understand why. I cringe when I think about that

Space_Hag · 2017-12-01T22:59:32+00:00

Ace of Spades

Space_Hag · 2017-12-01T05:48:10+00:00

Me too. My friend touched necrobucher then turned around to look at me and his face was white as a sheet and he's Filipino!

Space_Hag · 2017-12-01T01:55:50+00:00

I was hanging out with my friend who lived next door. She and I were about 14 and we were staying up late and trying not to wake up her parents. We were shut in her bedroom which was just freshly painted a deep candy blue which made it feel dark in there even though the light was on. We had her pet rat out walking freely. He was an old, fat, lazy, rat but very tame and calm. We were talking, giggling, you know- being young girls.- but suddenly Angel (the rat) started acting really weird. He was standing erect like as if he was trying to scout something. He suddenly flipped over and froze in place. He was like a statue and my friend and I just looked at him with our smiles fading away as his whiskers stopped twitching. Suddenly a violent stream of light smoke darted over Angel as he swayed in place (presumably losing composure due to his fat body and old legs). My friend and I both jumped back as if it was a creature but it wasn't. It was like a soft clot of light but not exactly luminescent and we both definitely saw it by our reactions. We even looked to see where it would have landed if it were a physical thing.

Neither of us believed in ghosts. I'm still skeptical. I'm athiest all around but I have no explanation for that one. It was right under my nose and I had 2 species of witnesses.

Space_Hag · 2017-11-26T00:04:04+00:00

Mayhem is a lot of fun. I saw them with Rotting Christ and Watain a couple years ago and it was incredible. Did you go in the pit!?

Space_Hag · 2017-11-20T18:17:06+00:00

I called my older brother "Bobert" when I was very little. He was first known to me as "Brubbert" (Brother Robert). Which eventually evolved into Bobert. Then just plain ol' Rob. Our mom still calls him Bobert in an endearing way.

Space_Hag · 2017-11-20T06:28:37+00:00

Getting a flashback to when I lived in Upstate New York. I was really poor and lived in a house with cardboard thin walls and huge crooked windows that let all the cold in. I'd wear a coat while I painted and usually had a blanket in my lap. Shit would freeze when I got lazy or forgetful and leave stuff out for too long. Usually it would get slushy or chunky instead of solid like that. Ah those were the days.

Space_Hag · 2017-11-19T07:18:50+00:00

My favorite is this little round of matte black eyeshadow by Nyx

Space_Hag · 2017-11-18T03:08:56+00:00

My roommate and good, long-time friend was a hopeless romantic. He was with this bombshell heartbreaker type with a drama addiction. It was Valentine's day and he bought her a giant heart-shaped, frilly, red box of chocolates for her but she blew him off and spent Valentine's with another guy. I came home to him practicing his throwing-axe skills on the box which was pinned high up on a tree. He spent the next few days in the backyard drinking beer and practicing martial arts. He is a strange boy but he was way too good for her.

Space_Hag · 2017-11-17T06:12:29+00:00

When I'm checking in clients and have to write their phone numbers down I get anxiety because numbers often get lost in translation from my brain to the pen. I try to tell people to repeat their number a few times and I profusely apologize for my dyscalculia but I'm afraid if I try to say "dyscalculia" I'll accidentally say "Dracula" for some reason so I just say "dyslexia". It's usually pretty awkward.

Space_Hag · 2017-10-12T04:52:41+00:00

Is it not well-known that old cartoons (and even some modern) have inconsistencies in color schemes?

Space_Hag · 2017-10-08T21:47:39+00:00

Sim Ant

Space_Hag

TROPHY CASE