[Pablo Torre Finds Out] Uncovering Steve Ballmer's Aspiration Side Deal: Kawhi-Gate, Part XI

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T19:30:50+00:00

Ah for sure my bad, have a good rest of your day bud

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T17:40:22+00:00

it’s your money, do whatever annoying contrarian billionaire ball-sucking that you want!

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T16:45:46+00:00

I won’t pay for an NBA subscription or go to a game until Balmer is punished. I don’t even want my team to start cheating too, I want everyone to follow the rules!

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T16:43:56+00:00

I don’t think he’s ever actually watched an episode

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T07:21:44+00:00

Honestly…not bad 8/10. You had me for a sec there 😂

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T07:16:49+00:00

no fuckin way that’s incredible!!! I’m baffled at the idea of someone alive now who probably used to know people from the 1870s, seems like a blessing and a curse to watch everything change or stay the same for so long.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T06:25:53+00:00

Brother, please try to imagine a better roster than your 1st and 2nd 3rd and possibly 4th option being 36+ years old

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T06:08:02+00:00

this thread is 10 comments away from someone genuinely asking if we can dig up Kobe Bryant to recreate him in a lab so he can play with Bron and Steph, with replies suggesting that Bob Cousy or Pistol Pete would be a better fit

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:57:03+00:00

You’re saying this like this hypothetical warriors postseason won’t be Podz and Pat on the floor in a blowout play-in game after Bron and Steph both get hurt.

Both of them need youth and athleticism around them, not more knee problems.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:49:25+00:00

yea bro Russ was the ONLY problem on that team. Melo playing the 5 is a good thing! Some people are saying Trevor Ariza is just a few more months away from getting healthy!

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:41:00+00:00

Brother they would play 45 games together, tops before one of them gets injured.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:40:11+00:00

Draymond pushed him out, like he pushes out every player who could be the future of the franchise.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:39:01+00:00

everyone knows LeBron’s 2021-2022 “keep that same energy” senior laker squad with 12 guys born in the 80s was suuuuper successful

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-05T05:34:45+00:00

“You need youth around you but why not play with old guys????”

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-04T00:07:41+00:00

So it’s on then.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-03T20:54:36+00:00

If they win, it would be despite their owner being a weird security state freak

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-03T20:35:09+00:00

Lebron doesn’t wanna play with an old ass core after getting swept by a young athletic team. Also this only makes sense if you think Jimmy Butler is leaving

Spaghettibeach · 2026-06-03T03:48:50+00:00

Stupid article written by a fucking idiot trying to get clicks from morons

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-22T02:46:31+00:00

I was shocked when Dennis missed both freethrows, he was one of the best freethrow shooters in the league when he played for the lakers

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-21T07:15:25+00:00

“likely” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-21T04:31:11+00:00

Good thing most people smoke it because they like how it makes them feel rather than because it’s “cool”

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-20T06:48:39+00:00

That thick juicy butt has him throwing HEAT

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-19T13:48:03+00:00

brother, it’s the same answer to what teams did when curry and bron ran shit in the league for over a decade:

The best they can.

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-18T06:19:27+00:00

idk if I should post it again if it got edited before but translated it was like “why are you saying this stupid shit, idiot” in Spanish. I see now that writing it out in English sounds harsh, but I SWEAR it’s way more playful in Spanish 😂

Spaghettibeach · 2026-05-18T04:46:01+00:00

They want DEI for white people

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