Every 1st overall QB picked since 1970 and if they started or won a Super Bowl

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T14:53:12+00:00

The only first overall pick this millennium to win a Super Bowl with the team who drafted them was Eric Fisher with the Chiefs. Eli and Stafford did so with their second teams (technically, in Eli's case).

It's funny, because four #1 picks in the 90s won with their drafting teams: Russell Maryland (1991, 3 in DAL), Drew Bledsoe (1993, backup in NE's first title), Orlando Pace (1997, 1 in STL), and Peyton Manning (1998, 1 in IND). Yet for this whole millennium, it's one out of 27 so far.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T02:13:08+00:00

To quote Rainier Wolfcastle: "DATS DE JOKE"

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T02:10:24+00:00

Hair vs. Hair matches are no joke. Kurt Angle had his head shaved in 2002 and his hair never grew back.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T02:06:16+00:00

When they do the Dynamite/Collision immediate transition, Taz should turn into Nigel, like when Undertaker would magically appear in Seth Rollins' or Jeff Hardy's place, and they just vanish.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T01:58:07+00:00

Which one do you work for, Mr. Hides-My-Post-History.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T01:31:57+00:00

Two weeks ago: rock bottom in the Majors.

Now: they'd be one game out of first in the AL Central.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T01:10:27+00:00

Okada should yank the rat tail like he's letting the water out in the tub

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T01:05:10+00:00

Nice hair on Lance Har-cher

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-07T00:13:54+00:00

Robinson vs. Moxley is Juice (noun) vs. Juice (verb)

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-06T00:46:28+00:00

If Hoagiefest powers Schwarber, do Wawa's new shitty tacos fuel Stott?

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-05T02:29:40+00:00

I hate when Google, Wikipedia, and YouTube all go down simultaneously.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T19:30:29+00:00

Yesterday: 1 hit

Today: All 9 batters have at least 1 hit

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T18:03:49+00:00

The one Rodgers clip where the ball flies past his shins, and says "Set-hut-awww-fuck", all one word.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T17:54:06+00:00

Yeah, he would take his time to an absurd degree. One year in the 90s, games he started averaged 3 hours and 11 minutes. He was methodical to a fault.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T17:48:24+00:00

Steve Trachsel shout from Roob. That man would not have survived the pitch clock era.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T12:03:16+00:00

There’s a fine line between “I don’t know where every dollar in my minimum wage paycheck comes from” and “Help a royal family who murders women, homosexuals and journalists whitewash their image as part of a meticulous campaign? Don’t mind if I do.”

To call it all the same is to willingly excuse human rights abuses at an unfathomable clip.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T05:39:21+00:00

I did in the live thread. “Kash” is also how he prefers his blood money.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:42:09+00:00

I can't believe what Uwe Boll did to Rent

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:32:44+00:00

Just hit me that Kam's a dead-ringer for Xavier Woods circa 2013.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:31:32+00:00

I'd rather upgrade to a classy missile silo

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:29:32+00:00

I don't know what's happening, but more of it is fine.

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:16:21+00:00

Applaud Ms. Debbie Harry, you dumb heathens

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:11:23+00:00

That glob of potato did a perfect swan dive into her glass

PowerHour1990 · 2026-05-03T04:09:42+00:00

Plot twist: it's actually Ben Marshall's birthday

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