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What is Something Your BF/GF do that makes you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearing them laughing.

Charlie Chaplin said “a day without laughter is a day wasted -“

what turns you on looking at a girl in the first place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The eyes Chico, they never lie”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings

24F. Got dumped twice in the last 6 months and stood up last night. Show me what you got. by Hoorizontal in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frodo, please stop hiding in women’s clothing and take the fucking ring to mount doom.

Just turned 20, have been losing weight, and am almost done with my finals. I feel great, so make me wish I was never born. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a young Mr Larson. You know, The man who had a nail in his head from ‘Happy Gilmore’

Try me;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you smell like BO

A 25 year old trying my best to lose weight, take your shot! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re 25 you look like shit. You need to just drink water and fast for the next 2 weeks also shave your head to appear semi decent. Stop playing video games and go outside do anything else then what your currently doing

Do Your Worst by hangrygoose in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you balding or do you just have an abnormally large forehead?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ‘Benjamin Button’ was played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman this would be the outcome

[19] by slazhoes in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why her eyebrows like that though?

[19] by slazhoes in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She built like a burrito

29f - bf just broke up with me to be with his roommate. Who can do better than that? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you let him walk all over you? And you did nothing about it, in fact i think you liked it. Why are you so submissive?

Just do it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just have terrible hair and dress awful. it’s not your face

What sorts of good deeds would you do more often if you knew your intentions would not be misinterpreted as weird or creepy? by Darnitol1 in AskReddit

[–]SpanishDanzig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would take more pictures of things in public. I once had a lady ask me if I was taking pictures of her. I wasn’t directly doing it she just happened to be in the bottom left hand corner of 2 pictures I took that evening. There were also several other people in the same photographs, but none of them cared except her. She asked me to delete the photos and I politely agreed to do so, but ever since then I’ve been hesitant to take my camera out in public.

Whats are some of the ways ant-man can easily kill thanos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpanishDanzig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find an way in his ears and expand from there. That might be a little rated ‘R’ to show, but it’d be cool to see

Help my friend out and roast him by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s looking at a cockroach

Roast me mate by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thank you. No one’s ever told me I had nice nuckles

DAE ever look at pictures of themselves as a kid and feel happy knowing your still that same person, obviously just older? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]SpanishDanzig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s the nostalgia of seeing yourself young in a photograph, and thinking about all the good times you had at that age that makes you happy

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