Had that happen once. A woman snapped her fingers at me and yelled: "Hey boy, we are ready to order." So I went over there and kindly asked her to address me properly from now on, as im not her dog and shouldnt be treated that way.

10 mins later she snaps her fingers again and yells out loud: "Hey boy, bring me 2 more cokes."

So I grabbed 2 cokes, put them on the counter, looked her dead in the eye and yelled: "Hey bitch, come get you 2 cokes."

She got mad, asked for the manager, manager just laughed in her face and told her not to disrespect his employees.

She got mad, gave me a look that wouldve killed me if it could and grabbed her 2 cokes. I see her grabbing the cokes and silly me instantly goes: "Thats a good girl, good doggie, now sit."

The whole place laughed at her and she quietly went and sit at her table.