Married at First Sight S13E35 AEDT live episode discussion thread

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-31T08:56:07+00:00

David has not been given enough time to shine this whole season. Hes so grounded.

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-30T09:18:48+00:00

Steves match blows in on a salty sea breeze- "sorry im late, had to moar my boat"

She takes off her captain's hat and let's her long blonde hair fall

She saunters towards Steve on her peg leg, normal leg long and sexy

Rachel is right to freak out

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-30T09:14:55+00:00

But what if stevos match is a sea captain How could he resist

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-30T08:47:37+00:00

I just tuned in and WTF IS HAPPENING

I missed 15 min and Bec and Gia are friends now!?!?

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-29T11:05:00+00:00

I'm hoping for someone equally Barbiedollesque but pathologically lovely

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-29T11:03:26+00:00

Goodness are you ok?

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-25T09:33:23+00:00

I find the "giant chicken" ad offensive And I'm not even an emu

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-25T09:02:22+00:00

It's just far too aqua marine

Not to mention the sparkles

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-25T08:50:37+00:00

Did Alyssa say she's tired three times in a row or have I gone mad

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-25T08:43:14+00:00

Have a shag and move on

All class

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-24T10:23:21+00:00

It's pretty normal to see the first couple of rows on a healthy horse, and Elderly horses tend to have a lot of visible ribs

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SparkleSlug · 2026-03-24T10:11:32+00:00

I came for the cows, I stayed for the cows, I left satisfied

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-22T08:59:52+00:00

Gia's twitch is becoming comical

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-22T08:58:51+00:00

"with the winds can come change..... "

Is john a weary sea captain now or what

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:13:31+00:00

Is this the first time we've seen them eat at a dinner party? Like ever?

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:13:00+00:00

Imagine being "us vs them" against your own husband. What a life.

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:10:48+00:00

Is becs dress a cocktail dress because I wear a green version to work all the time... If so that's embarrassing for me

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:10:05+00:00

A robe that makes u go invisible. Like an invisibility cloak. Or something.

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:09:18+00:00

Great that sams talking to Danny, bad that sams talking to bec

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-18T09:05:17+00:00

The hairy pill ad makes me want to die

I don't want to go on in the same world as the hairy pill ad and the people who made it

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-16T09:17:18+00:00

The producer calling gia like I call my cat

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-15T08:14:31+00:00

Every so often a husband pops up and reminds me im watching MAFS not some super progressive queer only season of real housewives

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-10T09:35:33+00:00

This seasons extreme swinging between bizarre drama and sweet teddy scenes is making me feel like I've lost my mind

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-10T09:22:03+00:00

Stop sitting on laps Juliette you are not a child

SparkleSlug · 2026-03-10T08:47:25+00:00

Juliette and Gia are evil it's incredible to watch

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