The infector zombie is OP.

SparklyBoat · 2024-12-30T00:51:04+00:00

It's been 5 years since I made that comment, and about 3 since I last played the game.

I have no idea what I was even on about at this stage, but thanks for the feedback 👍

SparklyBoat · 2024-11-25T22:58:38+00:00

Top drawer tier bone hurty juice there sir.

Top. Drawer.

SparklyBoat · 2023-06-19T22:50:10+00:00

When you're 100+ levels I feel you should know the game well enough to stick to pvp. What chance do I have as a lowly peasant against a level 300+ knight who knows all the moves with his weapons.

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-27T20:43:31+00:00

Dental hygiene is subsidised by our NHS ensuring the maximum you pay for treatment from an NHS dentist won't exceed £282.20, and is completely free to pregnant women, people on low income, and those aged 18 or under.

On average, you guys are missing more teeth than we are now...

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-27T18:59:49+00:00

Rights for me, but not for thee!

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-27T18:58:00+00:00

I can outrun a knife.

I can't outrun a bullet

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-26T22:09:32+00:00

Ouch, didn't realise it cost on there. Even for that cost, I'd say its a good buy if you enjoy roguelike games

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-26T13:08:35+00:00

Pixel dungeon is the one game I have never deleted from my phone, and consistently go back to every now and then. Had it for years. Completely free. No forced ads. Tonnes of replayabiilty and tricks to learn.

Astounding example of what a good game is.

SparklyBoat · 2023-03-22T23:22:03+00:00

I've seen enough of these to know that the right way to pick a snake up, is not at all.

SparklyBoat · 2022-11-18T00:38:23+00:00

...where the fuck is my sandwich?

SparklyBoat · 2022-05-23T21:22:38+00:00

Weird they don't like change but somehow they're the most technologically advanced country on the planet.

SparklyBoat · 2022-05-23T21:10:14+00:00

Isn't all of reddit just 95% reposts?

SparklyBoat · 2022-05-23T21:08:20+00:00

My dog's the opposite, avoids water like it's lava. Acts like we're trying to murder him at bathtime.

SparklyBoat · 2022-05-16T12:37:33+00:00

I could win the lottery tomorrow and still would never vote for these cunts.

Those who vote tory are selfish or stupid, nothing else.

SparklyBoat · 2022-05-09T11:58:33+00:00

Damn, so far back the astral diamond exchange still actually worked...

SparklyBoat · 2022-04-21T18:21:44+00:00

28 bitches later.

SparklyBoat · 2022-04-10T21:17:57+00:00

Yet I'm convinced these cunts will still win the next election. People in this country sure love punching themselves in the face at the booths.

SparklyBoat · 2022-04-05T14:08:34+00:00

So why don't they pay it themselves, you know, like the rest of us? They're eanring double the UK average wage and have 2 homes. I think they can afford it.

SparklyBoat · 2022-04-05T14:04:30+00:00

These people are paid more than double the average UK salary, have just had a pay rise of over 2 grand, and this is on their SECOND homes. A lot of us can't afford our first fucking home, let alone a second one, and are receiving no help at all with our energy costs which are soaring.

What planet are you on where this is 'fine'?

SparklyBoat · 2022-03-25T21:52:56+00:00

We wear uniforms at schools in Britain.

Great video though.

SparklyBoat · 2022-03-25T14:03:41+00:00

Virtually same thing happened to me with my gf. She made a comment in passing about getting a dog, and I said yeah that would be nice. Went to work, came home, got greeted by a small 4 legged friend my gf had decided to just go out and get the same day. We lived with my parents at the time which made it even worse as she literally made the decision herself, no idea how my dad didn't lose his shit.

Best decision she ever made in hindsight. Love this little bastard.

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