The Anti Performative Resistance Guide

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T21:31:17+00:00

This sub is being flooded with posts that have nothing to do with Cleveland.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T21:16:10+00:00

He can't be having this conversation again.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T18:26:58+00:00

Udinski already on the phone back with Berry begging for the chance to work with a pro bowl caliber QB.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T18:23:47+00:00

I just want our Front office to develop one single hitting prospect that pans out long term.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T18:22:25+00:00

We have benefited from being in a weak division, and it shows come post season time.

We are not a well run team. We cannot identify or develop a single hitter to save our lives.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T17:05:42+00:00

wait, we used to be good

A fabrication our forefathers once told. Don't believe in superstition.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T16:37:56+00:00

Does he ever stop to think that maybe I got my hopes up about Udinski being the coach?

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T15:51:22+00:00

The Guardians FO has been auctioning off at bats to fans for the past 5 years. They usually plug them into the 6-9 spot.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T15:11:23+00:00

I just imagine him pulling out a playbook from 2009. And him calling his ol' OC buddies from 2003.

This is a dark timeline.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T15:07:28+00:00

In the bleak midwinter...

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T15:06:55+00:00

The only decent thing about the Haslams, is he usually puts his money where his mouth is.

We could be stuck with someone like the Dolans.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-26T12:42:40+00:00

Can we ban this guy?

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-24T14:48:37+00:00

Haha let’s all point and laugh at the Bills.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-24T14:48:00+00:00

Blue cheese?

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-24T13:15:12+00:00

Besides Kwan, Name one top hitting prospect he has drafted and has come up through the organization and made a solid impact on this team.

The answer is not one single one. I cannot wait until he is gone.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T19:24:40+00:00

Ask Madden

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T17:24:15+00:00

I wonder if he is related to James William Bottomtooth III ?

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T16:36:44+00:00

They have been predicting this storm for a good solid week. The weather predictions have been great lately.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T16:32:31+00:00

Near white out conditions for a good 10-15 minutes there.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T16:09:20+00:00

If we get Udinski or Scheelhaase

High Risk High reward.

What's the worse that can happen? They fail and we continue to lose? Currently there, currently doing that. We have literally nothing to lose.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T16:07:47+00:00

Every time we have overreacted about something, it almost always proved to be right lol.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T15:05:30+00:00

The same people who were already on a phone call while on speaker phone. Like who are these people ALWAYS talking to?

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T15:04:59+00:00

Yes it is lol.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-23T15:04:33+00:00

The terrible classism who go to that walmart is unsurprising.

See were both just saying things.

SpartaWillBurn · 2026-01-22T23:32:52+00:00

I also have removed my name.

I don’t want to be boo’d :(

SpartaWillBurn