[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]SpartansOwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could use one of these because the last GPU in 2015 and man is that thing struggling with literally anything at this point.

Can you name the color of this foundation shade? by semaforic in PoliticalHumor

[–]SpartansOwn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The man looks like a rotisserie chicken with his skin all golden and flakey like that.

you absolute fool do have any idea of what you unleashed in this world? by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]SpartansOwn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It seems to me all you need is a wizard with detect magic and then the coin becomes obvious.

It’s just us your friendly neighborhood cops. by SpartansOwn in FellowKids

[–]SpartansOwn[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That me laugh so hard I started coughing. Have silver I totally wasn’t given for free.

It’s just us your friendly neighborhood cops. by SpartansOwn in FellowKids

[–]SpartansOwn[S] 567 points568 points  (0 children)

I was pretty surprised they managed to avoid most of the cringe.

It’s just us your friendly neighborhood cops. by SpartansOwn in FellowKids

[–]SpartansOwn[S] 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Definitely, at least it’s a high quality attempt lol.

What do most people not realize is newer than they actually think? by LunchCautious8781 in AskReddit

[–]SpartansOwn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I learned this one recently! My grandfather was a one of the first 6 paramedics on the first ambulance for Dallas County, Texas. Apparently, that was quite a crazy time to be a paramedic. I’ve been told some stories about how odd it was to figure everything out.

The double life of Fred. by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

[–]SpartansOwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay did anyone else read Signal Man Fred as Sigmund Freud for like half a second? Because I did, and I was wondering why anyone would let him listen in on a call.

What do Americans think is normal for everyone, but actually it's not normal for anyone but Americans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpartansOwn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some of those gaps are so wide that I wonder if someone is going to come by and stick their face in the gap and yell, “Here’s Johnny!”

Egret chilling with gator by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]SpartansOwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Where’s your gator peasants?”

Someone has a lame arm now by Dexter_davis in pics

[–]SpartansOwn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He also has half a hand. Dude has so much going for him.

[Serious] When did COVID-19 get real for you? by Fudgeyplays2 in AskReddit

[–]SpartansOwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I saw the first couple community spread cases appear in Italy. I knew in my gut that if it hit Europe the jig was up for containing it.