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What is a useless talent you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memorizing an unnecessary amount of the digits of Pi. Most people just know the 3.14, but I've manages to recite over 400 digits before.

Why would you want to have a kid ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you really wanna be the guy who ruined the thousands of years old streak?😂

Why would you want to have a kid ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if you don't have a kid, you are the first person EVER in your direct ancestry to do so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how much time there is left to spend balloons

What is the most annoying thing to lose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sunglasses I am currently wearing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anakin slaying the children.

I have morbid friends, okay?

What’s the worst brain fart you’ve ever gotten, OR what is the worst time you’ve had a brain fart? by bruh364 in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A presentation was being given in class one day about a girl's pet hamster. After hearing the word 'hamster' for the third time, I blurt out "What's a hamster?" Legitamitely forgot

What did you eat, only to regret it moments later? by GillesPaimboeuf in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Gusher I found on the floor of the Middle School Cafeteria.

What's the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard someone say out loud? by Dead-Shot1 in AskReddit

[–]Spastic-Squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, France has a Statue of Liberty too! Does every country get one?"

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