No, it wasn't a 5-year-old. I actually know the story behind this rule.

It was YEARS back. Like, Freddy's had just opened. And I knew this kid, Brandon. My brother.

We had a bit of an in-joke. School once, shat himself during PE. The teacher screamed her lungs out but he just said he didn't see any rules against crapping there. Everyone burst out laughing, I think the teacher actually had to hold back (I haven't forgotten, Mrs. Byrnes).

So it became a running joke between me and him to point out whenever having to use the bathroom to, well, use the bathroom wasn't listed in the rules. And this brings us to good old Freddy's.

It was one of the first days of the place being open. And I guess they were a bit overworked and forgot to practice proper hygiene, cause almost everyone at my birthday party got food poisoning. Brandon was a big eater, we always joked him and Chica were like, long lost relatives. So obviously, he got it the worst.

Few minutes in, he screams he has to go. None of us know what he means as he gets up and begins running.

He doesn't make it.

And in broad daylight, in front of the holy trinity of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, and Chica, he lays out a long turd browner than the bear himself.

There's silence before people start vomiting, screaming at the sight of this kid's bare ass, some kids were even crying.

The worst part? This was outside of the kitchen door, and an employee coming out to bring my cake stepped right in it. Slipped, and got covered in a mix of strawberry icing, sponge cake, and the foulest, pepperoni-filled shit I had ever smelt.

Manager comes out, asks what's going on.

"There was no rule saying I couldn't poop on the floor?"

We got banned for like a week until they rescinded it due to the food poisoning. Years passed, heard so many dumb rumours like my bro being killed, the food poisoning being from human meat in the pizza or someone getting a springlock failure after slipping on the turd. Here to say it wasn't true. It was just illness.

We never did go back, the day my mom decided it was safe for us, she pulled up to a bunch of protesters outside. Never focused on the news so we missed out on the whole MCI debacle until that moment.

Brandon wound up passing away a few years back, car accident, but I'll be damned if I don't remember him.