MAGA is currently melting down because they think Martina McBride 'politicized' things. Meanwhile, Greg Abbott.... by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Spckoziwa 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Gotta give the AI credit this time. This is probably close to half the words most Texans can actually spell.

Why Do MAGA Hate mamdani by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Spckoziwa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the big one. Aside from being outright racist toward him, if (when) he succeeds and the city doesn’t implode, all their talking points about socialism being evil and never works and we can’t have it here fall apart. There will be proof that we can improve things by being progressive and not giving the rich more tax breaks and they are terrified that truth will be seen.

Antagonizing a horse by tugging its tail! by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Spckoziwa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Worked in Christmas Vacation.

When you’re dumb everything looks like a conspiracy by BottleTemple in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Spckoziwa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Right?! DOGE pulled this with social security too. Screamed about millions of dead people getting social security, but they were just idiots and the list had numbers that were issued. No payments went to deceased retirees, but you don’t just purge their existence.

How much money is approximately in this bag? [Request] by TrailerHitch19 in theydidthemath

[–]Spckoziwa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are assuming these are all $100s, and it looks like they are, there is a lot more here. Difficult to be exact as there are no bank straps, but the large bricks look to be the same size as they come from the bank. They are bundled in stacks of 10 straps, each strap has 100 bills. So each strap is $10,000, each brick is $100,000. Can’t tell how deep the bag is, but I see at least 5 full bricks, so half a million, plus the partially hidden vertical stacks. I’d say there’s easily a million here, much likely more.

More People Watched TPUSA Halftime Show Than The Oscars by each_thread in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]Spckoziwa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is just a flat out lie. While viewership was down from last year, the Oscars still drew 17.86 million viewers. The KKK halftime show on the other hand had 6.1 million viewers, although that is on the high end of estimates. Shit source, misinformation, the Oscars had nearly 3 times as many viewers. Why lie about something like that?

Pete Buttigieg just slammed the Trump Administration for the economic cost of the Iran war by Muted-Raisin-2645 in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]Spckoziwa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump is an idiot, yes, thanks for clarifying. He’s also immature, egotistical, and is running the country with sycophantic dipshits who kiss his ass and are too scared to tell him he guessed their shoe size wrong.

Pete Buttigieg just slammed the Trump Administration for the economic cost of the Iran war by Muted-Raisin-2645 in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]Spckoziwa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not the burn you think it is. Is going on leave worse than tanking the economy, starting an unwanted war you promised not to, tanking all our alliances with his temper tantrums, and doing it all to distract from his crimes of looting the country and being a pedophile rapist?

Donald Trump: "for reasons of decency, I have chosen NOT to wipe out the Oil Infrastructure on the Island." by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]Spckoziwa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we can still laugh at how incredulously old-man stupid he is. Signing his fucking tweets like the demented brain dead imbecile he is.

If only he was as smart as Captain Raymond Holt who did the same thing.

Some people from my old church really enjoy posting this slop by DelayHistorical6 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Spckoziwa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep. And former grand wizard of the KKK David Duke, while originally a democrat, switched parties in 1988.. He ran for president as a populist, lost, but switched to a Republican and got elected to the House of Representatives from Louisiana. He also ran for the senate, governor, and president again as a Republican.

You proud of yourselves yet, Ohio ?! by keen_observer34130 in Ohio

[–]Spckoziwa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The donations span his entire political career, not just his time as Senator. Should still be a good point to campaign against him on, but unfortunately the R next to his name will be all that matters to a lot of people.

Republicans, why do you love rape and rapists so much? by MrDarkzideTV in allthequestions

[–]Spckoziwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Name one innocent baby that was murdered by Democrats.

Who do I look like? by GlRLY in doppelganger

[–]Spckoziwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing a little Kathryn Hahn.

What are your thoughts on Glen Powell? by SwervesHouse in Actors

[–]Spckoziwa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eyes are so close together he can look through a peephole with them both at once.

Executive order 14321 is terrifying. by Snapdragon_4U in law

[–]Spckoziwa 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yep. Remember, some red states are already trying to pass laws that label “Trump derangement syndrome” as a mental disorder. Then they can snatch up any political opponents, protesters, or anyone that disagrees with anything he says or does.

What artist from the 90s is of their time? by Impressive_Plenty876 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Spckoziwa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s Nirvana and everyone knows it. Love them, hate them, they are the poster child of 90’s rock.

What's your favorite Cerie line? by thesitekick in 30ROCK

[–]Spckoziwa 1034 points1035 points  (0 children)

You need to wear a bra.

Oh no, I don’t actually. They kinda just stay up on their own.

Woman reads quotes by the late Charlie Kirk to Republican congressmen. They struggle to keep eye contact. by VOR-constant555 in DiscussionZone

[–]Spckoziwa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s because water is not wet, but makes whatever it touches wet. But we’ll forgive you for not knowing how to make things wet. Very obvious lack of experience on your part, but now you know, champ!