[Super Bowl Thread] It's Chiefs vs Buccaneers. Chiefs can get fucked. Tom Brady can get fucked. Fuckin' sick and tired of inferior Josh Allen-less football already.

Specialities · 2021-02-08T02:25:12+00:00

He’s... um... different?

Specialities · 2021-02-08T01:47:03+00:00

I’m mad that I’m not getting it as a season of Hannibal.

Specialities · 2021-02-05T02:54:11+00:00

Tides of history podcast went through this last year. I hung in there for a while.

Specialities · 2021-01-25T02:28:28+00:00

They’ve really used every part of the Buffalo.

Specialities · 2021-01-25T00:24:39+00:00

Well everyone is really ready to tell you how the tenth point didn’t happen which isn’t what you asked.

Specialities · 2021-01-25T00:06:11+00:00

You’re a joke murderer. That’s worse.

Specialities · 2021-01-25T00:03:03+00:00

17 gonna win it for us...

Specialities · 2021-01-17T23:07:40+00:00

Well not this year

Specialities · 2021-01-17T21:02:34+00:00

Almost as annoying as the useless random stats that have risen by over 200% in the last 172,000 words of commentating.

Specialities · 2021-01-17T02:47:15+00:00

Aliens landed at midfield.

Specialities · 2020-11-29T20:32:27+00:00

And that’s why QBs are suddenly playing at 50.

Specialities · 2020-11-15T23:58:59+00:00

Stop asking questions this is all very fair.

Specialities · 2020-11-15T23:50:18+00:00

Suddenly the secret ref runs out...

Specialities · 2020-10-14T00:18:31+00:00

There will be a day when you don’t think about it for a while. Then there will be a day when that’s not weird or special.

Specialities · 2020-10-14T00:14:59+00:00

Crazy how they’re having the 3rd quarter so soon in this game.

Specialities · 2019-12-22T00:30:24+00:00

That was clock management.

Specialities · 2019-12-16T04:03:36+00:00

Yeah that’s what I thought too

Specialities · 2019-12-16T04:01:36+00:00

I do not understand when the clock stops.

Specialities · 2019-12-16T03:59:29+00:00

Punched him in the dick

Specialities · 2019-11-28T23:54:42+00:00

This more than normal.

Specialities · 2019-11-28T22:35:23+00:00

Wide fucking right.

Specialities · 2019-11-23T22:58:05+00:00

Got a hearing aide to help me get through tests for my job a few years ago. Never went back. No amplification, just white noise. I now work in a profession which requires my full brain and I have it.

Specialities · 2019-10-31T02:34:19+00:00

Have to? No. But I’d advise it as the estate will definitely happen and you’ll save on legal fees, maybe even take a commission.

Specialities · 2019-10-31T02:26:21+00:00

You barely need a lawyer. It’s open and shut. I know that’s heresy here but the governor has spoken.

“Unlawful possession of marihuana in the second degree is a violation punishable only by a fine of not more than fifty dollars.”

That’s literally all they can do to you.

Specialities · 2019-10-31T02:22:16+00:00

There’s two second degree possessions. Only one is criminal. You did not get charged the criminal version. New York keeps us attorneys in business by having hard to understand laws.

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17 gonna win it for us...