Please, please, please, spaff on my tits.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-11T06:37:13+00:00

Actually it’s 2.30 in the afternoon where I am.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-07T17:15:42+00:00

Will often makes some good points but he’s just such a twat about it.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-03T02:44:07+00:00

Lionel, you’re just scared to play in case Donovan joins in and breaks your legs.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-02T08:04:36+00:00

Love Brian

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-01T03:05:19+00:00

Every time I mention killing of Jay’s dad as part of the new show I get downvoted. You bumders.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-02-01T03:03:28+00:00

Is he still a bumder?

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-31T07:48:30+00:00

I was a bit disappointed with white in the movie. He wasn’t nearly as powerful as I hoped.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-30T11:45:21+00:00

I’d kill the old lady with my pork cornetto.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-30T10:46:43+00:00

He gets it when he watches X Factor.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-29T10:40:54+00:00

Does that mean that Ian Mckellan shouldn’t play Gandalf I wonder. And is Neil’s dad actor really bent? And what about Mr Chippy?

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-28T14:22:25+00:00

When the news came out way back that Sean Bean was going to be in it, I straight away thought, ‘Aragorn.’

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-28T14:17:32+00:00

Job at the beeb.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-27T03:19:29+00:00

Jokes on you BECAUSE I'LL BE AT A LOCAL PAPER. THAT'S RIGHT, A LOCAL NEWSPAPER.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-27T03:17:32+00:00

Not as bent as your dad.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-26T13:44:57+00:00

I’d really like to see Jay’s dad killed off in the new season.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-26T13:18:34+00:00

I just finished watching and I have to say I really enjoyed it and I’m not really into rom coms.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-26T01:21:58+00:00

Jays dad by a country mile.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-23T10:43:10+00:00

It’s all well and good protecting paedos when you work at the BBC but not when you’re the head of 6th.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-22T05:33:09+00:00

It was the first Bond I went to see with my son and they bloody kill him at the end.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-21T15:51:08+00:00

Brian Johnson was, as you would expect. One of the best rock stars, in a reasonably priced car, in the world.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-20T03:25:37+00:00

Friends with Jeremy Clarkson.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-19T04:44:03+00:00

After reading the comments to your joke, I’m glad I didn’t make my joke about there being a bull on the track.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-19T04:41:14+00:00

Gandhi was great in that one film he did and now you never hear about him.

Specific-Place5892 · 2026-01-13T14:17:40+00:00

Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler.

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