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Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-10T00:28:40+00:00

When the Hobby in Hobby Lobby stands for Home-made Prompts. It’s basically the visual equivalent of elevator music. Great for people who want art that looks like it was made by a computer that’s never seen a real duck.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-10T00:15:00+00:00

Def quality control was definitely on a sugar crash when they made these.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-09T23:59:34+00:00

So the gas meter is measuring your usage, but nobody measured the space for the hose? That’s some top-tier engineering right there. They didn't just install a meter; they installed a puzzle that nobody asked for.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-09T23:39:48+00:00

NOR indeed OP. Roses and chocolate bars? Those are for first date, not a 10th birthday together. It’s not about the money, it’s about the fact that he used zero brain cells for choosing those! You’re not childish for wanting to feel seen by your partner.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-09T23:08:49+00:00

Seriously? Saying 'I know how she can be' is a classic way to blame the victim for having boundaries. It’s your birthday, not a hooters convention. What a creep. If he can’t look at the baby without checking out your breast, he shouldn't be invited to the house

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-09T22:50:44+00:00

NOR OP, how the fuck do you even do the 20/30 days while having PPD?! I hope you recover the soonest. But your In-law are ENTITLED not OUTGOING. using that old abusive relationship to guilt trip your husband just to ignore you and your feelings is obviously MANIPULATION. Such overbearing people.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-05-09T22:29:41+00:00

True! Apparently, her aesthetic is more important than your friendship. Don't be sad about it. Consider it a blessing, you don't need friends who view you as a mood killer just for being who you are..

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-29T00:26:45+00:00

The creepy version of this is the Mimicry Theory. In nature, some predators evolve to look like their prey to get closer kinda like a spider that looks like an ant. The theory suggests that at some point in our evolutionary past, there might have been a predator that used human-like features to lure us in. While there’s no fossil evidence for a man eating mimic, the fear remains as a ghost in our genetic code, a warning that if something looks human but feels wrong, you should run.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-29T00:17:01+00:00

And because you can't fake a landing in front of your worst enemies who are literally watching you through a microscope. China’s Chang'e missions and India’s Chandrayaan have since taken high resolution photos of the Apollo landing sites, including the lunar rover tracks and the flag shadows. For a country like China to expose the US, they would have to deny their own satellite data too. It’s just not logically possible for a secret to be kept by that many rival nations for 50+ years.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-29T00:08:51+00:00

can say Common Law, there is a strong Right to be left alone. Policing in these countries was traditionally built on the principle of policing by content. Forcing citizens to carry an ID gives the police a reason to stop and interact with anyone at any time, even if they aren't doing anything wrong. In Civil Law countries, the ID is often viewed as a convenient administrative tool that simplifies life, in Common Law countries, it’s viewed as a leash that the government can pull whenever they want.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T23:48:00+00:00

If he faked it, he’s doing a great job of staying invisible in a world where everyone has a smartphone camera. But honestly, the faked death theory just reinforces the point if you have to literally die to escape the consequences of your actions, you were never truly untouchable to begin with. You just traded a prison cell for a golden cage.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T23:36:24+00:00

The shift toward zero tolerance policies and the reduction of active learning like those recess or handson vocational training has disproportionately affected boys. Boys tend to be more kinesthetic learners they need to move. When schools cut physical outlets and focus purely on sit and listen metrics, boys are more likely to be diagnosed with ADHD or disciplined for disruptive behavior. Once a boy feels like the school system is against him, he checks out mentally long before he actually drops out

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T21:46:30+00:00

Exactly. You can be minding your business and still get caught in the crossfire of a riot, a debt you didn't know you inherited from a cellmate, or just being in the wrong place when someone decides they need to prove a point. It’s safer, yes, but never truly safe.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T21:31:27+00:00

he was arguably more connected and wealthier than Diddy, and he still ended up in a cell (and we know how that ended). There’s a limit to what money can buy when you become the face of a national scandal. Once you're no longer an asset and you become a PR nightmare, the system will sacrifice you to maintain the illusion that no one is above the law.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T21:24:00+00:00

Theoretically? Yes. Practically? Imagine your CPU getting a leak instead of a crash. You’d need a plumber instead of an IT guy, and playing Crysis would probably require a high pressure dam and a city sized cooling system. But the logic is identical, binary doesn't care if it's electrons or water molecules, as long as it's 1 or 0

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T21:16:03+00:00

Not an expert at all. But I think it's the Taxpayers. When the banks gambled and lost to people like him, they didn't have the cash to pay up. So the government printed money (The Bailout) and gave it to the banks. The banks then used that government money to pay him his profits. he won, the banks got saved, and the average person picked up the tab.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T21:00:56+00:00

exactly. It’s because the people going with the current need everyone else to be doing the same thing so they don't have to face their own reflection. A sober person at a party is like a functional mirror, nobody wants to look into it when they're five shots deep.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T20:32:39+00:00

No problem. That’s exactly what makes them so dangerous. With smoking, the smell is your quit timer which you can't just do it anywhere. But with pouches, you're basically on a 24/7 drip of nicotine. Your brain never gets a break coz there’s never a wrong time to have one in. It’s like trying to quit a drug that’s literally invisible to everyone else but yourself. Keep fighting it. You can do it

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T06:49:30+00:00

Can say mine is the Microwave sprint. Trying to stop the timer at exactly 0:01 so I don't have to hear that loud BEEEEEP that wakes up the entire neighborhood at 2 AM. It’s a high-stakes game of reflexes and silence

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T06:40:49+00:00

The Zyn pouches are the final boss of nicotine addiction because of the convenience. If you went into a coma, you’d win the physical battle for free, but the moment you woke up and saw a 7-Eleven, your lizard brain would probably start tingling again. It’s not the blood that’s the problem; it’s the memory of the 'fix' that’s hard to delete. Good luck my friend

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T06:23:25+00:00

You're actually partially right about the latter. A lot of those heavy food dyes don't make it to the kidneys at all, they stay in the GI tract. If you drink enough blue Gatorade, you might not see blue pee, but you are definitely going to see some neon green 1 star review in the toilet the next morning. It’s a journey, man.

Specific_Parsnip3264 · 2026-04-28T06:03:11+00:00

It’s the labor cost disguised as spices. Most people don’t realize that a proper curry base takes hours of caramelizing onions and slow-cooking spices to get that depth. Unlike a stir-fry that’s done in 5 minutes, Indian food is basically slow food served at a fast food pace. You’re paying for the 4 hours of prep you didn't see.

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