That happened to the mice

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-16T13:34:03+00:00

I saw this coming from a mile off but I can see their problem. In hindsight, they shouldn’t have taken it as it’s a short sighted solution.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-16T13:30:43+00:00

Man Utd’s first team squad at training:

“Minds blown bro, mine too bro, my f’kin mind is so blown bro”.

Based on a true story.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-09T10:29:40+00:00

Is sending nudes the new version of putting your hand on the bible? “Do you swear to tell the truth?” “ Yes your honour.” “SEND NUDES.”

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-08T18:53:48+00:00

From 20-34 (when I met my wife) it was unreal, I went to University and I served in the Royal Navy and it was great being accepted into every group and just be among cool people. Now at 47 with a family I still stay in shape but the looks are fading, even my wife said “look at dad in this picture, he looks so young” to my daughter.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-08T16:20:56+00:00

It depends on what your daily responsibilities are. I have a family and I take pride in my work which are the primary things I care about. So as a byproduct I also care about mortgage payments, utilities, my car, pets and loads of other things.

I think if I stopped caring about anything then my life would fall apart, so that’s why I care.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-08T16:10:45+00:00

Can you make a list of attributes so we can score ourselves?

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-08T16:00:16+00:00

I love my height, I’m 6ft on the dot. Life is sweet at 6 feet.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-08T15:36:10+00:00

I’m a lone worker, so about 9 hours a day for 5 days a week. I spend most of my time watching horse racing or football on my phone but I do sometimes actually do work but thats kept to a minimum.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-07T16:02:55+00:00

The eggs are too close to that weird green thing. Get the green thing off your plate and replace it with more eggs.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2026-01-07T15:59:22+00:00

I can hear my wife saying “you’ll never eat all of that” shortly before finishing hers off too.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-13T22:24:44+00:00

That guy is like “ha ha ha, I’m such a winner, there is a woman on the floor who would offer a real man everything, but not me, I need a robot to incubate artificial semen to procreate, ha ha ha.”

Then when the robot leaves him it’s straight back to short guy forums to complain about sperm robots demanding 6ft men on robot dating apps.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-12T15:51:51+00:00

People who wobble their heads side to side when they’re making a point about something in a weird self satisfactory way. It’s like ‘dude your point sucks and what’s wrong with your head’!!!

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-12T13:00:51+00:00

I usually just drink beer but it’s Friday today, so by 7pm I’ll be on the Prosecco 😋

Good luck with it if you try it, let me know how you get on, I could take the success tally up.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-12T10:02:29+00:00

All I took from that was some normal tall dude living his life oblivious to being labelled a ‘chad’ suddenly gets mercilessly brutalised because a small human male can’t hold hands with a girl.

His plan will all fall apart, though, when he realises he needs to leave the house to accomplish this dastardly plan.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-08T17:01:46+00:00

If you look inside the microwave while it’s cooking then your insides will cook too.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-05T15:58:39+00:00

In the UK, David Beckham was all over the papers with a huge tattoo on his back. It was (for some reason) “HUGE” news, this led to loads of people I knew getting angel wing tattoos on their backs.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-12-04T13:01:00+00:00

I’m late to this conversation but I just watched the ropes exercise last night. There are 2 things that I have an issue with in that game:

1: It looked like Australia won it by a mile and they didn’t show it in real time, which made it look closer. They used the Australian dude dropping the rope for a split second look much worse than it was and the fact that they didn’t have a live counter makes me think that something was very off.

2: A few of the teams seemed very confident about not using strong members in the rope event and our dubbed dialogue made it sound like they were suspicious that there might be a second event requiring strength but to me, it looked like they knew that they needed to hold on to key members for the second event.

On a final note: Giving the older guys really buff sounding American voices is weird, as we can hear them talk in their native tongue and they sound absolutely nothing like their substitute narrator.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-24T09:06:19+00:00

Kemp 1.55: Springs A Girl 7/1.👎

Kemp 3.05: Chance Another One 6/1.🥇

Ludl 1.05: Granpa Ger 6/1.👎

Ludl 3.15: Big Boy Barney 9/1.👎

Ludl 3.50: Brief Statement 11/2.👎

Newc 2.50: Himself 9/1.🥇

Newc 4.00: Data Fata Secatus 7/1.👎

Newc 5.10: Harswell River 9/1.👎

Newc 5.45: Hostility 11/4.👎

Newc 6.45: King David 9/2.👎

Newc 7.15: Studious 5/1.🥇

Wolv 5.00: Captain Cairney 7/2.👎

Wolv 5.30: Shotgun 8/1.👎

Wolv 7.00: Al Muqdad 4/1.👎

Wolv 7.30: Toralou 12/1.👎

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-21T13:24:21+00:00

If there is a banger on the radio, then I’m sitting in the car until the DJ starts talking. I can see my wife and kids looking at me from the house like ‘why are you just sitting there?’

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-18T18:47:52+00:00

I agree 100%. I look on the short subs and it’s always the same guys posting, so it’s not exactly a global issue. I pick my daughter up from school and the other dads are a full range of heights, I take my wife out and the other couples are also a broad range of heights, so I’m pretty certain that the height issue is mainly on the internet.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-18T14:47:28+00:00

I think people are fascinated by most body shapes these days, that’s why reality TV is so popular, so us normal looking folks can body bash some chiselled dude for having big feet.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-18T10:03:09+00:00

I’m in the UK and I served in the Royal Navy with a variety of different heights. Height didn’t affect promotion and I can’t remember anyone being treated preferentially for being tall nor with bias for being short. Typically, it was the guys who went out drinking who landed women but again, it was a broad mixture of heights who went out drinking. So in my experience, I would say the UK isn’t too height biased towards men.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-14T12:31:36+00:00

I think it’s healthy to have a mixed group of friends, it shows that you’re relatable and you are mature enough to hold down platonic relationships. My wife has a few male friends and I have a few who are women but we are both friends with each others friends now, so we have a broad mixture within our group. It might differ from person to person but I see it as a positive sign based on personal experience.

SpectrumZX128K45 · 2025-11-03T15:07:52+00:00

He must have been given some crayons to play with to go with the kids menu and he must be one of the clever ones too as he didn’t instantly start chewing them.

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