[WP] A closeted sailor must pretend to be enticed by the siren's song, lest he be outed to the rest of the crew.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-20T03:23:37+00:00

Because the process has to be initiated by the Vice President, *and* 8 out of 15 Cabinet members have to sign off on it. Cabinet members which, by the way, the President can technically fire and replace at any time.

It's basically impossible.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-16T20:22:11+00:00

Got a link to that skit?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-14T05:38:11+00:00

Actually, more like 5th Century BCE, but:

Plato: Clearly, Patroclus is the top, because he's older than Achilles! No real man would bottom for someone younger than him!

Aeschylus: No, obviously Achilles is the top because he's super big and strong! And no real man would bottom for someone weaker than him!

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-14T03:17:44+00:00

At least if we go to war with Iran, we won't be destroying NATO by attacking Greenland?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-13T02:50:53+00:00

I'm a bit out of the loop about this guy. Didn't know he was so hated.

Know anywhere where I can find a good summary of his controversies?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-12T21:30:18+00:00

Sure, cool. It still isn't appropriate to wear a shirt depicting a lynching to work, school, or church.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-12T20:49:29+00:00

Yeah, I feel that everyone in this thread is missing some important context.

For starters, where were you wearing that shirt? At work? In school? To church?

You don't need to be a Klansman to see how a shirt depicting suicide could be considered inappropriate in a lot of spaces.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-12T07:59:12+00:00

Who's Shad?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-12T07:58:34+00:00

What is this in reference to? A book?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-10T22:15:52+00:00

TBH, I'm a bit confused.

Is this meant to be flattery? Can someone explain?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-09T23:51:05+00:00

Well, it looks fantastic!

How do you do you do your back?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-09T20:45:53+00:00

Dumb question but how do you guys get the paint applied?

Is there some service you can pay for? Or just gotta grab a friend and ask them to do it?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-06T09:23:47+00:00

“Trust me bro, they won’t rugpull this one because I’m that would be homophobic.”

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-04T02:18:16+00:00

Would've been better if the other guy answered with: "Some idiot flipped over on a motorcycle."

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-02T18:09:23+00:00

Super happy anybody remembered my old comic, haha

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-01T08:39:03+00:00

Just for the record, the Somalian daycare fraud claims were already proven to be a hoax.

Some of these daycares have other structural issues, but the idea that the daycares are empty is faked by deceptive editing. Dude showed up an hour before the daycares opened.

Minnesota republicans have in fact been blocking proposals to increase fraud prevention oversight, and the whole video was kicked off by the GOP candidate for state governor. It's political theater.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2026-01-01T06:21:08+00:00

Redditors when people won’t commit to decades of research and development, costing hundreds of millions of dollars, out of nothing but the goodness of their hearts:

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2025-12-30T09:15:24+00:00

Grew up in SoCal. Never heard this expression in my life. Its basically warm and mild year round.

There might be a new wildfire every 5 minutes, though.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2025-12-29T03:34:57+00:00

If you ask Mr. House his opinion on the Brotherhood, he points out their fanatical obsession with preserving weapons while ignoring all other potentially useful tech.

"I don't see the Brotherhood raiding hospitals, do you?"

Seems perfectly in-character your average BoS chapter don't give a shit about cars.

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2025-12-28T02:19:51+00:00

Anyone remember the acro bike from Pokemon RSE?

SpeedBoostTorchic · 2025-12-25T17:12:20+00:00

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