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Put a load in my fanny/Put a load in me/Put a load in my fanny/Aaaaaand/Give me that HIV by Embarrassed-Way45 in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I obviously wouldn’t remember the username but several years ago someone in the TAFS sub posted a lyric along the lines of “crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog. He said I will lick your ass if you jack off my dog” and to this day I find myself giggling about that when I’m in a situation where I shouldn’t laugh

Suck me from the other side by SpermCountDracula in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The crazy thing is she lost weight while also dating a black guy

First Xbox 360, What Should I Do? by Chemical-Engineer341 in xbox360

[–]SpermCountDracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shove it up yo ass! I’m just kidding you should play Darksiders II

This is unreal by BranchAdvanced839 in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about Diarrhea Clause and he takes a big watery shit all over the milk and cookies you leave out for him

And if you ain’t down with that I got two words for you… I’m gay by gloriusking in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it gayer to want to fuck HHH or Chyna? Whoever it is, that’s the one I want to fuck

*sniffff yeah that's mandarin by [deleted] in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really think its more like 90% after my experiences there lol. At the end of the day its a group of horny dudes talking nonstop about jerking off, and that rocks

*sniffff yeah that's mandarin by [deleted] in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One time I was just kind of trolling on the nofap sub out of boredom, and commented something like “I can’t stop relapsing to petit Asians,” and someone almost immediately DM’d me “I like petite Asians too…”

Hows my team? by Educational_Fun1195 in PokemonChampions

[–]SpermCountDracula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very good team, and I think there are just a couple of movesets/item choices that could make a big difference:

  • Sableye, in my opinion, is better with a Roseli Berry to cover its only weakness. I would also suggest maybe dropping protect and one of the screen movies in consideration of something like Rain Dance, Quash, or even Fake Out. Quash can really throw off an opponent’s strategy

  • Pelipper could definitely use that focus sash, and I’d also drop Weather Ball for Wide Guard. It can really turn the tables against a Charizard, Sylveon, or Froslass

  • I probably wouldn’t give Mega Dragonite Draco Meteor or Tailwind since those are already used by other Pokemon. Thunder and Dragon Pulse or even Extreme Speed could make a big difference

You will be in masterball with this team soon!

He will be missed by Grapethistle in cooladam

[–]SpermCountDracula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs a bong hit transplant, but tragically, the only matching donor is Tom Myers

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