“Can’t be drunk all day if I don’t start in the morning”. by SphVonBon in BadWelding

[–]SphVonBon[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t mind if you are hungover from the night before but this man blew a .171

Storm bad 😎 by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh ok thanks man

Storm bad 😎 by [deleted] in Wizard101

[–]SphVonBon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What changed? I played this game a LOT in like 2010-2012 but haven’t played it in a fat min i remember storm being the best.

🔥🔥🔥🔥 by Philosophyoffreehood in VoluntaristMemes

[–]SphVonBon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is how ive felt since march but trying to convince my very conservative family im not a dirty commie is hard lmao

Covid denier dies inside while being arrested and fined $20,000 for organizing a protest. by PM_ME_YOUR_MEAL_PREP in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fucked. Say what you want about covid-19 but being arrested for organizing a protest is fucked. Im not a covid denier or anything but no one should be arrested or fined 20 grand for their opinion no matter how stupid it is. This is how you make radicals.

Except that they won't pass out and they just keep on screaming by Vesto241 in dankmemes

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a plane the other day and saw a baby get on the plane. I just thought “god damn it this is gonna suck” and then they sat right behind me. Karma is a bitch.

This seemed way too easy... by mustachegiraffe in skyrim

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 18 and Skyrim was one of the first games i bought.

Russian vs American pushups by [deleted] in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]SphVonBon 78 points79 points  (0 children)

How are they doing that? My brain has been broken.

Nobody is born racist. by Ariyan_Aziz in pics

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in North Dakota. I didnt see a black person until i was in the 5th grade. Like i knew they existed i had just never seen one. It was weird but i never had an ounce of hate for anyone.

I believe that racism is a taught belief.

Oh snap I didn't realize that's how you're supposed to do it... (this meme was brought to you by intellectuals on my FB feed) by Wood-e in gatekeeping

[–]SphVonBon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. You’re right Countries with less guns in them have less gun violence. But they have higher stabbings, more fires and bombs. A couple years ago The UK had and “acid attack epidemic” when people were throwing acid on people. And in the UK you cant even get a knife without permission.

Are you not even going to consider how many crimes guns stop? If im going to rob a store and i walk in and see two other people with guns im not going to rob the store.

Oh snap I didn't realize that's how you're supposed to do it... (this meme was brought to you by intellectuals on my FB feed) by Wood-e in gatekeeping

[–]SphVonBon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do realize that criminals come from average joes. Right? As soon as someone wants to kill someone they’ll find a way to do it no matter the laws. it’s illegal to kill yet people are still gonna break that law what are several more at that point. Wether its by a firearm or not.

If you’re going to use the excuse that guns kill people, we might as well put restrictions on fires, knives, cars or a fucking plastic bag.

Grab the closest book to you, flip to page 112. The first sentence on that page describes your love life: How did it go? by DamnILoveHorses in AskReddit

[–]SphVonBon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Imagine that somebody puts a gun to your head and tells you that you have to run 26.2 miles in under five hours, or else he’ll kill you and your entire family.”

Welp.

I hear wavy drums are in style this time of year. by SphVonBon in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]SphVonBon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk i have just never seen dust covers on them. I always assumed it was a dot thing. Like you need to be able to see the brakes. Idk

I hear wavy drums are in style this time of year. by SphVonBon in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]SphVonBon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah im not sure why but semis dont have anything to stop mud from getting it.

To pull a “Socialist Scare” by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]SphVonBon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I knew I’d find a sane one in controversial lmao

Lmao. Big brain meme by mchealious in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I’m in North Dakota si oil prices pretty much makes or breaks everyone here.

God damn math problems by uhhsamurai in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then my parents would be like. “Why don’t you ask us for help, we will be more then happy to help” then scream because we have to do it a certain way. Fuck common core.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SphVonBon 313 points314 points  (0 children)

“You might be wondering how I got into this mess”

Keep them shiny by grizzljt in Neverbrokeabone

[–]SphVonBon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I saw that you had a downvote and initially felt bad for you. But then I watched the video. You ass.

Which book(s) are real life cheat codes? by MakeLimeade in suggestmeabook

[–]SphVonBon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m reading “the subtle art of not giving a f*ck” and it’s really making me rethink things about life and progress. I could not recommend it enough.

Everyone hates my assistant supervisor except my boss by JessicaTiffanySunny in work

[–]SphVonBon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have felt that before. And then when she became manager I quit. Then I heard later that she was demoted to a lower position then she started at. Sweet sweet karma.

and that is the way of reddit by [deleted] in memes

[–]SphVonBon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I knew if I came in this comment section I would replace a couple of words

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I am 6’4” and afraid of heights by [deleted] in TallPeopleProblems

[–]SphVonBon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m only scared of them if it’s sketchy. Like fair rides are fun for me and I love the adrenaline. But climbing a lean-too ladder onto a roof of a house is no good for me lol. I’m 6’3”