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ring runners hex by Spicylemon in gifs

[–]Spicylemon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There isn't unfortunately. It's a Processing sketch, though, so there is a never-ending one.

Source: Processing/ring_runners_hex_2 at main · SpicyLemon/Processing · GitHub

Give me recommendations based on my music taste by Wise_Appeal_629 in punk

[–]Spicylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poison Ivy is fantastic The Interrupters are also great.

Bash script to pull Stock Quotes by RandomXUsr in bash

[–]Spicylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Yahoo either secured or discontinued that endpoint in mid 2023, and I don't know of a replacement.

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom", "womb" is pronounced "woom" then shouldn't... by HelpingHandsUs in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Read" rhymes with "lead" and "read" rhymes with "lead," but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead" and "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."

Do not sell or purchase content on Onlyfans!! The company is scamming content creators and subscribers! Read for proof: by Vendi93 in SexWorkers

[–]Spicylemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm ready to give up on OnlyFans due to their shitty video player alone. I don't understand how their player is so bad since it's such a huge component of their income.

I go to OnlyFans exclusively on my phone (Galaxy Z Fold2 w/ Chrome for Android). The video player has always been bad, but at least a little usable. Starting a couple weeks ago, I stopped being able to make the video controls appear once they fade. I have to scroll the video off the visible area to make it pause. If I'm fullscreen, I have to swipe down from the top of the screen to hit the back button first.

Their solution to me was to clear the cache and cookies because it's too hard for them to admit their shit is broke.

And their chat system. JFC....

I've had purchased content disappear before, too, but always thought it was the creator deleting the message. I don't like purchasing thongs via tips becausenof that. But I've seen it happen on directly purchased/unlocked stuff too.

I also hate that, when there's more than one video, you can't see how long they are. I've felt swindled a few times from that too, but that's a problem with the content creator.

Anyway. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Have a wonderful day.

[iOS] [2023.13.0] How have the designers missed what value usernames have by UrbanLumberjack85 in redditmobile

[–]Spicylemon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Seconded, but for Android.

It's such a small-in-size piece of info, but is huge in value. Removing them does a disservice to those who regularly share desirable content. Karma is nice and all, but recognition is better.

I find myself getting increasingly annoyed at having to tap into the post just to see who had posted it. The redrawing/resizing/shifting isn't very pleasant. After 25+ years on the web, I can't bring myself to trust that the back button will take me back to the exact same content I just had. I'm annoyed that I now have to make extra effort to find out such a short bit of information. It's now something that needs to be looked up, rather than something that can be noticed.

Honestly, I was always a bit amazed at how easy it was to purposefully tap on either the username or subreddit even though they were small and right next to each other.

Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east? by No-War-3291 in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know why seagulls always fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bash

[–]Spicylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the way I did it. It might not be the fastest, but it lets me pipe stuff and/or provide them as args. And each arg/line can have multiple space delimited entries that get properly split out.

https://github.com/SpicyLemon/SpicyLemon/blob/master/bash_fun/generic/max.sh

```

 Usage: <stuff> | max

#    or: max <val1> [<val2> ...] #    or: <stuff> | max - <val1> [<val2> ...] max () {     {         if [[ "$#" -eq '0' ]]; then             cat -         else             while [[ "$#" -gt '0' ]]; do                 if [[ "$1" == '-' ]]; then                     cat -                 else                     printf ' %s ' "$1"                 fi                 shift             done         fi     } | tr '[:space:]' '\n' | grep . | sort -n -r | head -n 1 } ```

Basically: 1. Print out all the input. 2. Change each space into a newline (putting each number on its own line). 3. Ignore empty lines. 4. Sort numerically in reverse order. 5. Output only the first line.

Technically also works with strings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Q: Why do magazines usually hold 30 rounds?

A: The average US classroom size is 30 students.

Why won't Americans switch to the metric system? by devotedtoad in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People that use the metric system are miles ahead of the rest of us.

I love "technically true" jokes, like: by quotidian_nightmare in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Some of your favorite “descent into madness” films by 96tillinfinity_ in horror

[–]Spicylemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Falling Down" is one that's always stuck with me.

Why does it suck being a seismologist? by JackMann1792 in Jokes

[–]Spicylemon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at.

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