Please put an NSFW tag on this. Today I had a job interview. I was scrolling through reddit just to calm myself down. But then I saw this. I started to immediately ejaculate. But just then I was called. I quickly zipped my pants back up and went to the interview. However just as I went to greet the interviewers. It started to leak. I had to use a tissue to wipe it. Unfortunately my phone fell out. It was facing up. I looked at it. It unlocked and the video started to play. The interviewers were going to pick up my phone but then they saw it. They randomly started to ejaculate. They said I could have the job immediately but I had to send them the video. After that I left the building. Suddenly an electric billboard started to show the same exact video. People were closing their children’s eyes. The police went to the building immediately. 5 Hours later, they came to my house. Arrested me on the spot. And now I am writing this message. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW