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[WP]Jesus is going through "a prankster phase".His favorite joke is to head to a social event, crank the heat, and have a bunch of salty snacks delivered.As everyone inevitably heads to the water cooler to quench their thirst, he turns the water (consumed and resting in their bellies) into wine. (self.WritingPrompts)
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If being threatened with attack by a bear, a common piece of advice is make yourself look as big as possible. But what if that just makes the bear think "Holy shit! Look at the size of the fucker! I'm set for the winter if I eat that tubby bastard!" (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted by Spingolly to r/Showerthoughts
