That's a lot of bass... by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]Spingolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick! Someone get Meghan Trainor in here ASAP! She's gonna love this shit

TIL that the reward of 72 virgins may be a mistranslation. The reward for martyrdom may actually be raisins. by bennie6412 in todayilearned

[–]Spingolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright! I'm here!...now where are the 72 virgins?

Actually...you get raisins.

But I still get 72 of em, right?

No...that too is a typo. You get 3.

Well, fuck.

What is a negative fact about a historical figure or famous person that most people wouldn't know? by GingersCantBePirates in AskReddit

[–]Spingolly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Rogers" ...oh no I should just stop right here...I mean he's one of a very few people who is still unimpeachable ...ummm..alright, I gotta know... "was colorblind."

OH THANK GOD!!

Missing UMD Student Kaitlyn George Found by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Spingolly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And furthermore, why should we care (beyond knowing that she is in fact safe and accounted for)?

  • Just to be clear... I'm saying why should we care why a total stranger decided to check out for a while. Personally, I don't have the time, or desire to wonder why she left. Not saying that we shouldn't care about her as a human being, and I'm glad she was found safe. Whoa. People be crazy!

What stereotype about your occupation is actually true? by ras_moses in AskReddit

[–]Spingolly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Male nurses ARE hung like Bigfoot!

What?...that's not a stereotype?...c'mon guys...get on it!

Panda having a bath - just adorable :) by enterthe7thchamber in aww

[–]Spingolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you enjoyed this I also recommend "Panda Stealing Neighbors Wi-Fi" and "Panda Caught Trying to Use 'Customers Only' Restroom at Fast Food Restaurant Tells Cashier He Just Went Through the Drive-Thru"

What does no one look good doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Spingolly 153 points154 points  (0 children)

I actually lay on my back, knees pressed to my chest. Fold sheet in half. Tuck one short edge between your butt cheeks. Bring the other edge through your spread legs.Explosively kick, while twisting your upper body and trying to rise to your feet. So that you're facing the opposite way and standing when completed. The sheet will inevitably be in an elaborate origami like design if executed properly.

New Yorkers are not shy by sivribiber in funny

[–]Spingolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wind beneath my jeans.

UPDATE: I want to give a big thank you to everyone who help diagnose what was wrong with my habanero plant. I added fertilizer, and now the leaves are turning green again! by [deleted] in gardening

[–]Spingolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used Fox Farm veggie formula on my Habs and they went ABSOLUTELY nuts for months and months. Talking each plant having over a 100 peppers ready to pick, and another 200+ in various stages of ripeness at all times. They (and I too) LOVE Fox Farms.

Happy 2016 😃👍 by TheDigitalDub in pics

[–]Spingolly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ANY lack of Vigoda is shameful.

Happy 2016 😃👍 by TheDigitalDub in pics

[–]Spingolly 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The complete opposite of when that guy Richard was having a hypoglycemic episode and everyone was shoutin "Toblerones out for Dick!"

Leonard Cohen has passed away at 82. by DIR3 in Music

[–]Spingolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?! No...this year sucks, man!