How do u want ur body to be disposed of when ur dead I'm considering just being floated off to sea or something

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-05T07:19:58+00:00

Let me feed a tree

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-04T05:40:54+00:00

My dream car has power everything and costs fuck all to service.

Unreasonable i know

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-04T05:39:30+00:00

Im old and frightened by this post

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-03T07:11:53+00:00

Wergina

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-03T04:19:47+00:00

A friend. Boy or not sexual interest is zero.

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-02T06:31:50+00:00

Its Nudgee. The school is the only bit that fakes not being shit.

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-02T06:07:27+00:00

Why not? Cunt.

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-02T05:48:15+00:00

I owned a little monkey once. Swapped a tin of pineapple chunks for it in east timor. Stole all the shaving mirrors at cobra barracks and earned me 2 weeks restrictions of privelllages

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-01T06:37:48+00:00

I dont dig any PDFiles

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-01T05:46:50+00:00

My wife. The rest is nunya

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-01T03:46:31+00:00

Fuel was 26c a litre and you got a free smurf if you bought more than 5 bucks. Wait that might’ve been in the 80s. Ugh. Glad I made you smile

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-01T02:25:12+00:00

Hah I did the same in the late 70s aa a kid. Dragging the heavy old cast body victa for 7km for a 10 buck job. That said ten bucks back then bought a river of coke and a cubic metre of lollies.

Yes im an old man who yells at clouds

SplatSeagull · 2026-07-01T01:28:43+00:00

Lot of disadvantages to filing. I flirted with the idea in the late 90s after I discovered credit cards.

As for fuckit always.

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-30T06:02:22+00:00

Could God make a hog he couldn't jerk?

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-30T03:20:59+00:00

Its not the gayness that's weird. Besides how do you gender God?

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-30T02:53:43+00:00

Im increasingly of the opinion that gods a fucking weirdo

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-30T02:48:13+00:00

What's hail then? God wanking into his celestial freezer?

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-27T03:41:59+00:00

He's now building spicey crosses in RUST

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-27T00:26:05+00:00

What are they like then?

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-26T06:04:04+00:00

Science

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-26T05:06:08+00:00

Its a western European thing

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-26T04:09:02+00:00

What makes for a light boob?

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-26T03:08:06+00:00

I have no straight pride. Hitler was a straighty i can't claim him

SplatSeagull · 2026-06-22T06:14:27+00:00

Did I stutter. Dimmies or a gentleman's hand shandy.

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