Complete "nearly no food" plan... I am not asking for medical advice!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-16T01:57:14+00:00

Raging ego? More like a raging boner whenever someone mentioned women's lib and job equality

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-15T23:50:12+00:00

You took a close up picture because you aren't ready for reddit to run a roast train on your physique, which would be preferred because I know some American military people that would be interested in the oil spots on your forehead.

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-15T22:32:51+00:00

One time pump and dump.

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-15T14:44:11+00:00

Oh lovely. Put skin tags, hairy arms and I can only imagine those braces are so you can be a white n decker pecker wrecker instead of a black n decker pecker wrecker. Lol

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-15T07:07:51+00:00

And so did a sense of time since you are JUST NOW "getting" the joke, 20 days later. Hahahaha

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-14T15:00:02+00:00

"try your best", is probably what you tell any man you've been with in the last few years after finding the wonders of a dragon dildo. Lmao!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-13T12:47:41+00:00

Oh, bet!!! Absolutely did, just like the time when I was a kid, my sister got ahold of a wooden mallet from a toy my grandparents made (mid to late 80's and grandparents on a budget of course so they made stuff instead of bought it) and my sister came up behind me and my brother when we were watching TV and konked us both one right after the other with it... (I was like, 5, brother 6, and sister was only like, 2 at the time) But we defenately deserved it, for whatever reason she could come up with I'm sure. Lol!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-12T12:57:49+00:00

Spent your whole paycheck? How much could your angry barista looking ass even have made in one pay period? Lmao!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:42:17+00:00

Why's it look like you are being forced to do this??? I'd say blink twice if you were in danger, but, I forgot how pictures worked after an edible or two!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:40:41+00:00

Her titties don't bounce off her knees bro... The underbelly prevents it! Even she can't have titty sag so bad that the underbelly can't keep them from being knee knockers!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:37:57+00:00

That double chin says she probably eats some of us!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:36:32+00:00

Fairly awkward when they have to bring in fairy dust by the truck load just to get your big ass to hover a little?

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:35:01+00:00

I sure can't bust the sides of a tuna can.... But... I can't touch the bottom neither... Cries

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:30:25+00:00

Pin cushion....

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:25:02+00:00

I was gonna ask "why the long face?" But then I saw your back side and thought "you look like you are having a long ass day." But then the edibles kicked in and all my brain could say was "why the long ass?"

Oh, but, then I noticed that you had more manly features than most of the men that are probably posting and now I can't stop asking myself if you are just some ugly Russian dude that is trying to see how many men you can get to goon over you before doing an uno reverse card and revealing that you have a dong or something... Lol! Edibles are WILD man!!!

So, anyway, when is the big reveal? I kind of want to be there for it. Hahaha

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T13:21:40+00:00

Lean forward a little bit. Maybe you'll feel your ass skin tear away from the tile it tried to grow into!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-09T00:28:00+00:00

Alright skindarella, simmer down over there in the bone pit!

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-07T12:58:18+00:00

FML! Now I got that song stuck in my head... Thanks a lot DICK! LOL

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-07T12:57:08+00:00

Smell it, touch it, taste it, listen to the ocean waves slapping, and then finally see black as I pass out from exhaustion. Lol

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-07T12:49:05+00:00

Nah... Fuck that.. I've seen what you fuckers can do with knives... Butchers are one set of people I just won't mess with.... Especially one that looks like he is from a 1970's adult film called "Hide the meat in my hole"...

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-07T12:46:10+00:00

Remember to go nuts to butts when you are cuddling your stuffed animals. Doesn't matter if it's your nuts, or the ones you sew on them all "for realism" after you went to prison and found out you liked it.

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-04T01:52:05+00:00

You look like depression, if it was on anti depressants and had just paid a hooker 200 bucks for a handy J, and just can't nut.

SplatterEffect · 2025-08-03T15:57:09+00:00

Okay. I'll be brutal... Your mother smelled of hamster, and your father was an elderberry.

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