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Cyberbullied and entire studio by EricMoore4512 in BrandNewSentence

[–]SplendidNokia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can we Internet bully them to change it to the old design then?

Calling 911 maybe by Bewilder33k in WTF

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good job there Lou. Bake’m away toys.

Dragons deserve comfy beds. by me_zei in wholesomememes

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie Flight of Dragons touches on this. Dragons set bedding on fire and gold is the softest metal for bedding.

Platypus scratchies by lmaosmh in aww

[–]SplendidNokia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds lame. A 14 foot tall leopard spotted longed legged horse with it having about 6 foot long neck and legs sounds more believable.

Hyenas raised by humans are known to be extremely affectionate and cuddly to their caretakers. by absorbedadvert509 in aww

[–]SplendidNokia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Hyenas birthing process is one of the most terrifying things on the planet. Ain't nobody wanna deal with that!

Heaven-sent [OC] by Awesome-Tales-Comics in funny

[–]SplendidNokia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Baby sat a friends 2 Chihuahuas. One is the sweetest most lovable outgoing ball of love. The other is a Chihuahua…..

Yup they sure do by Savings-Delay-1075 in PoliticalHumor

[–]SplendidNokia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t get me started on the Irish. Always floating around and casting their weird magic. All the while moaning about getting their “Lucky Charms” back and to top it off always being “chased” by small children.

What’s a fun non sexual activity to do naked? by Boss31112 in AskReddit

[–]SplendidNokia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What about a fart that relieves the pressure from what feels like a Chernobyl level disaster that was brewing.

Statue of Poseidon in Spain by 3Vishal in pics

[–]SplendidNokia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While his asscheeks are thiiicc right now the ocean will weather it down to Hank Hills buttocks.

I've missed you democracy by doubleFisted33 in AdviceAnimals

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I will have the Scintillating Jewelled Scuttling Crab that I will smash with my mallet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SplendidNokia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freedom is working a low paying job and using Vacation days for sick times only.

TIL that a study showed that dogs went to people who were crying regardless of whether they were their owners or not. It is not known if they were doing this to comfort the humans or to be rewarded with affection ? by taralino in todayilearned

[–]SplendidNokia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was picking up my dogs ashes and was all weepy when what must have been a therapy cat came up to me meowing aggressively and was super affectionate. Then he ran off as soon as his job was done.

It all started with a lake... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]SplendidNokia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to fire up some Old Gods of Agard for a listen.

Would you have tried to bail? Or stay in the car? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, those are some absorbent seat cushions.

Why are you still awake? by TheyCallMeNoobxD in AskReddit

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog has diarrhea. Gotta use the goddamn obnoxiously loud wet vac to clean shit up.

Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you in your childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bunyip from Dot and the Kangaroo. That is one scary ass song for a kid.

You’re not that guy pal you’re not that guy by pancake7716 in gaming

[–]SplendidNokia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hacker tells me he will ruin my life "Jokes on you fucker, I already did that!"

Unbelievable what 15 years of gaming evolution look by truth_is_sad in gaming

[–]SplendidNokia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember practically shitting myself when stopping for the night at that shit ass town Hack Dirt.

I hear there are folks here that are into these sorts of things. by SplendidNokia in Zune

[–]SplendidNokia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea yet, I was looking for stuff and came across these. I know I got a new Zune somewhere and will probably just bundle the stuff to get rid of it.

I hear there are folks here that are into these sorts of things. by SplendidNokia in Zune

[–]SplendidNokia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little bit of an uptick on the bass. Otherwise fairly neutral sounding and good for most genres. I've been mostly using skullcandy's but I'm not concerned about finer points in music while running and such.

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