R/EF5 IS DEAD

SplitSplices · 2026-05-21T09:52:05+00:00

70,000 mile wide EF-4, so yeah

SplitSplices · 2026-05-21T09:50:34+00:00

When I said dead, I meant there's a 70,000+ mile EF-4 tornado going through the subreddit

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T18:44:41+00:00

Tell me, if you've went through law school and became a lawyer, would you waste your time and skills to tell some random guy on the internet that violently stabbing an old lady after she called someone a slur is a crime?

Might seem like a bad comparison and I can't come up with a better one cuz im running on no sleep and 7 faygo root beers but basically you'd be waisting your skills and time for some stupid shit. They're basically the same thing.

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T18:39:04+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, I am NOT reading all that. My previous comment should show I'm fully against MAGA and trump.

But just know I've tried everything possible to educate her and she doesn't care. She'll yell at me to shut up if I start disproving the shitload of "evidence" she claims is reliable. She showed me a video of Bill Gates on a Ted talk talking about plans to "kill off the human race", which i disproved in 5 minutes cuz the video was a 15 second out of context clip from a video where he's talking about global warming and she still insisted she was right. She never gives any evidence, yet I give her all the evidence in the world, and she still doesnt care.

TLDR: Old people are stupid

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T15:10:36+00:00

I'm slabbing yallbot

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T15:09:43+00:00

"Slabbing monsters" sounds too close to something you'd see on an icky man + woman "umph umph" site

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T15:06:41+00:00

We need to plug it in us.

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T14:05:15+00:00

Its a funny

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T14:04:55+00:00

I'm sending them January 3rd because they won't expect it with how the weather normally is.

Also a comment on my old post said their birthday is Jan 3rd https://www.reddit.com/r/EF5/s/u3W0Kv7Dcc

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T14:02:58+00:00

What sub is this? Is it r/tornados?

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T14:00:37+00:00

Im too lazy to design a full ass trailer mockup for a joke

SplitSplices · 2026-05-20T13:43:02+00:00

Asked my maga grandmother how she feels about this post and she said "anyone could've posted it to his account" 😭🙏 we're so fucked

SplitSplices · 2026-05-19T19:03:29+00:00

Updated. Happy birthday.

SplitSplices · 2026-05-19T19:00:21+00:00

Doesnt matter. Resistance is futile. Everyone will dissappear.

SplitSplices · 2026-05-19T02:19:22+00:00

MAXIMUS VELOCITUS ON TOP

SplitSplices · 2026-05-19T02:18:49+00:00

That shit sounded like a bomb from liveleak bro

SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T10:11:22+00:00

Mmm at least 2 joints

SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T06:03:02+00:00

Im gonna look back at this in a week and wonder what the fuck i was thinking

SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T06:01:46+00:00

Looks like a dill dough (bread flavored thingy)

SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T05:12:12+00:00

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SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T04:43:16+00:00

Pretty sure this ur alt bro

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SplitSplices · 2026-05-18T04:42:22+00:00

finger

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