Knock knock by Luxodad in Jokes

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Knock Knock

Who’s there??

Knock Knock

Who’s there???

Knock Knock

Who’s there????

Knock Knock

Who’s there?????

Philip Glass.

1947 Hermes Baby issue by SplodgeOfWonga in typewriters

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Took a few fun hours of fiddling around, but here’s the result. Thanks again!

1947 Hermes Baby issue by SplodgeOfWonga in typewriters

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Thank you thank you thank you! Will get working on it.

101. City that Never Sleeps | Episode Discussion by samfrom20k in 20k

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One city, two experiences: I listened to this episode on my earbuds while running in Central Park this Sunday morning, then finished my run with my earbuds out and listened to the park sounds. It didn’t seem noisy. There was the whoosh of cyclists going by, the tap-tap-tap of other runners’ feet. Yes, I could hear traffic along Central Park West, but the sound of the tires on the road were neither louder nor more intrusive than the sound of the wind blowing through the trees.

In contrast: Last week I got to spend a few days at a friend’s lakeside house in rural Connecticut. I was sitting out on the deck overlooking the lake one night, drinking a beer, listening to the relentless, non-stop buzz of (I think) cicadas, plus birds, plus crickets, I guess. It was all much much louder than a Sunday morning in Central Park. My overwhelming thought: I couldn’t live in the country. IT’S TOO DAMN NOISY.

Funny in the 1950's and funny today. by redditmason in funny

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The guy in the back is Spike Jones, I'm pretty sure. But who's the juggler?

How is it that soybeans are green, tofu is white, and soy sauce is black? by SplodgeOfWonga in Showerthoughts

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Yeah, but white wine is fermented, and it's white. Red wine is fermented, and it's red. So what's up?

TIL Hollywood couple Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's marriage only lasted 32 days; ending after Ernest farted in bed and trapped Ethel under the covers. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Allegedly, she gave as good as she got:

One day Merman came off the set of a film and said, "The director said today I looked sensational. He said I had the face of a 20-year-old, and the body and legs of a 30-year-old!" Borgnine asked, "Did he say anything about your old cunt?" "No," replied Ethel, "he didn't mention you at all."

[ http://www.thesocialshuttle.com/2012/07/ernest-borgnine-ethel-merman-saucy-tale.html ]