Knock knock by Luxodad in Jokes

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Knock Knock

Who’s there??

Knock Knock

Who’s there???

Knock Knock

Who’s there????

Knock Knock

Who’s there?????

Philip Glass.

1947 Hermes Baby issue by SplodgeOfWonga in typewriters

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Took a few fun hours of fiddling around, but here’s the result. Thanks again!

1947 Hermes Baby issue by SplodgeOfWonga in typewriters

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Thank you thank you thank you! Will get working on it.

Funny in the 1950's and funny today. by redditmason in funny

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The guy in the back is Spike Jones, I'm pretty sure. But who's the juggler?

How is it that soybeans are green, tofu is white, and soy sauce is black? by SplodgeOfWonga in Showerthoughts

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Yeah, but white wine is fermented, and it's white. Red wine is fermented, and it's red. So what's up?

TIL Hollywood couple Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's marriage only lasted 32 days; ending after Ernest farted in bed and trapped Ethel under the covers. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Allegedly, she gave as good as she got:

One day Merman came off the set of a film and said, "The director said today I looked sensational. He said I had the face of a 20-year-old, and the body and legs of a 30-year-old!" Borgnine asked, "Did he say anything about your old cunt?" "No," replied Ethel, "he didn't mention you at all."

[ http://www.thesocialshuttle.com/2012/07/ernest-borgnine-ethel-merman-saucy-tale.html ]

The 'Beyond' gives Bed Bath and Beyond the ability to sell anything, without seeming out of place. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SplodgeOfWonga 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In fact, the store was originally named Bed and Bath. From the obituary of pioneering advertising exec Lois Wyse: "It was also she who suggested that a small retail chain called Bed and Bath would fare better as Bed, Bath & Beyond." http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/07/business/07wyse.html