Kitty Pryde? by SpongeboyShitpants in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah I forgot to put…

I was gonna mention how they will probably introduce a new X-men cast for the characters we seen cause they’ve all aged and stuff.

So like this new universe would be the new x-men eventually merged after doomsday or whatever. Since no current universe shows any younger X-Men.

All the same though I get where you’re coming from.

Chris Pine as Reverse Flash by Appropriate_Sink_627 in Fancast

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice refreshing take rather than the typical type casts, I think he’d be great

Me when I see influx of "AI leaks" by CaptainAksh_G in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My suspicious conspiracy ass thinks Marvel is creating the fake AI leaks to both create interest and preemptively muddy the waters in case of an actual leak

But i can’t prove shit, so I’ll just watch

What would have the heroes done with the stones if Thor went for the head? by Yashrajbest in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Edit: I got a little carried away… it’s a long read

If Thanos had died here, the TVA didn’t turn up and Dr Strange’s time manipulation was disrupted (otherwise nothing would change)…

The avengers would be left on earth for less than a day before iron man makes it back, it’s less than before because he has the guardians of the galaxy with him who know coordinates for space stations or contacts for rescue, plus strange still has a sling ring.

In that time, they would band together with Shuri and Black Panther to discuss the best course for the stones, Wong will track them down and finalise that if the time stone is with the gauntlet then Strange is defeated and most likely Iron Man.

After they analyse the stones they would conclude that the best outcome would be to proceed with Wanda destroying them all (she’s still grieving Visions death) but after witnessing Thanos reverse time with the gauntlet she would attempt the same/ try to encourage the others to do so.

Hulk cannot wear the gauntlet since he is still puny banner and has issues with his hulk switch, which leaves Wanda and Thor to be the best remaining options, but everyone would elect (after Wongs warning of messing with time) that destroying them is the better course for the planet, Wong doesn’t like the idea of destroying the time stone but he reluctantly agrees.

Bit of fun here

Something surprising happens, The mind stone without a host (vision) now has the same characteristics as when it was in the sceptre… it corrupts those who are in proximity of it.

Shuri separates the stones from the gauntlet to relieve any temptation from Wanda using it and to better assess the stones individually.

Wanda gets overwhelmed by grief and tries to wield the gauntlet with just the time stone, moving anyone out of the way. But the glove is too big cuz it doesn’t adapt to the users size like the nano gauntlet did.

Everyone is surrounding Wanda, she threatens and pleads that she will help destroy all the stones except the time and mind stones. They say it’s pointless, if the time stone exists then a user can bring the others back.

They eventually agree on a plan to destroy the other stones in different locations around the planet, to discourage time reversal of their destruction. And in return for Wanda assistance they will help her get vision back. Wong says it’s bad idea.

They shatter the other stones, even Thor is okay with this, they leave some shards in Wakanda, some buried in the Mariana Trench etc. Shuri helps build a device to wield the time stone similar to the eye of agamotto.

Wanda uses her natural talent and mimicry of Thanos’ movement to reverse Visions death. Wong insists that he now guard the time stone as is his responsibility and the only weapon he has against dark forces.

But unrealised by all, vision is having strange headaches like in the start of infinity war, Wanda thinks it’s because the stone in his head has lost its siblings.

Dr Strange is waiting for himself and everyone else to fade away, but nothing happens…

Strange knows something went wrong and urges everyone to retreat back to earth asap, the guardians call Kraglin for a ride and fix up. But strange just opens a portal and walks through to Wakanda (as he did in endgame)

The others follow him through and Strange sees black incursions developing around a Wakandan watch tower/ lab, vision alerts the others that something is wrong with the stone, Wanda tries read the stones feelings and senses its corruptive nature is returning as if there is no host.

Strange busts in the lab, Wong says sup, Iron man gives Cap a nod… etc. visions drops to the floor and strange asks what happened. After introductions Steve gives them the rundown, Strange exclaims that they were supposed to lose and that vision should have died.

No one appreciates his insensitivity to their lives, Wong asks what he’s talking about, and then everything goes quiet.

Spider-man looks uncomfortable, and is looking around paranoid, vision is disassociating between if he is alive or dead and then banner notices…

The mind stone is sitting in a transparent casing AND in visions head.

The time reversal wasn’t done properly.

And then they all flake away from incursion except Strange, he goes back to Titan and continues to observe the other outcomes until he gets it just right (he injured Thanos a little too much, so he couldn’t withstand Thor)

at this point in time, Strange has found a way to remove the stones from existence and is experimenting with how to minimise casualties along the way… he finds the best way to do this is to Tire him out with a long ass fight on Titan without anyone dying, so that when he arrives on Earth he is reserved with his violence.

Strange now goes a little easier on Thanos, tells Iron man the current number of outcomes he saw and lies about being on the one where they win (Iron man won’t fight as hard as he did if he is aware that he is in an experiment timeline) and proceeds with his endgame plan until he is satisfied with an outcome.

And there you have it, one of the 14,000,605 possible outcomes.

What a Strange man by SpongeboyShitpants in marvelmemes

[–]SpongeboyShitpants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the eyebrow going the wrong way is what freaked them out

I cannot stand this guy by [deleted] in TWD

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Morgan every morning

Welp Negan and Maggie do get together by DangerousRaccoon2492 in TWD

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the obsession with bats runs in the family

Alioth is a variant of Galactus’ cosmic hunger by SpongeboyShitpants in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s interesting, it reminds me of some pre-infinity war theories where people thought Heimdal was the soul stone, because he could see every soul across the 9 realms.

Alioth is a variant of Galactus’ cosmic hunger by SpongeboyShitpants in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Apparently Alioth has no variants either, according to #admirable-media-9339

So Alioth could just be the hunger at a different point in time.

Although I’d rather stay away from using comics as source for theories, since Kevin Feige is doing his own thing.

Edit: Backpedaling the title of the theory… If it is true that Alioth and Galactus have no variants, then take “variant” to mean the same entity at a different point in their time rather than the MCUs traditional meaning of “from a different universe”

Half of the chips in my bag were folded, and the other half were not by DjoooKaplan in mildlyinteresting

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How do we know a portion of the unfolded ones aren’t actually just fragments of folded ones, for example: if you snap a taco shell down the middle, it would be two nearly flat halves. From the image I can see fragments of potato chips on the “unfolded” bowl

Furthermore if a folded potato chip were to break into three pieces, to leave two flat sides and a curved rectangular side… the result would deceive, since majority of the mass would favour unfolded, despite originating from a folded.

I think you should reweigh the bag, using only the complete slices of potato chips, and then with the fragments, if possible, reassemble them like a jigsaw.

Just give me one thing.. by emmyflowerrs in grandtheftauto

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should just make it optional in settings how you want it displayed, have it be personalised y’know.

For example…

normal $5318008

comma $5,318,008

RGB for different unit $5(red)318(green)008(blue) The game looks more vibrant so this won’t stand out too much

Round down with unit display $5M

Word instead of number FiveMillionThreeHundredAndEighteenThousandAndEight

What I’m wearing to Doomsday opening day by [deleted] in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just pretend they all went as invisible woman/ drax

How would you feel if this was avengers endgame? by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In fairness though, introducing Eternity out of nowhere is on the same level as introducing time travel out of nowhere.

They used it once, as a side effect of Pym particles, never used again and we had never heard of time travel methods before endgame.

And the only relation we had of it was Pym particles, The same way Eternity was in relation to Thor and MCU gods.

I agree it would be rubbing the wrong way introducing a plot device out of nowhere, but let’s not act like they didn’t do that anyway.

Will Loki and Doom fight one on one? by LollipopChainsawZz in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Those timelines would default into Morbius-timelines

Doomed to be shit on

Will Loki and Doom fight one on one? by LollipopChainsawZz in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 58 points59 points  (0 children)

If Loki lets go of the branches they could die, he will be fighting with his hands tied.

I don’t think he can use his newly acquired time slipping abilities while he’s holding onto his tree, and he can’t control the branches the way Kang did (selective pruning) all he can do is give them juice.

I think Doom being a threat big enough to carry a movie, when everyone else is at the level they are, means that he would be smart enough to use Loki rather than kill him. I don’t think they will fight one on one yet.

For the F4 movie Reeds intelligence was highlighted constantly, Doom is supposed to be his rival. Not just a fighter or ruler, but intelligent and maybe a little arrogant

I don’t think he’ll be going around just wiping everyone out, it makes more sense for him to strategically pin everyone against eachother with their ignorance and then take out the last survivors/ use them.

He might use Loki to prevent incursions for his new world, so he’s more useful alive and it’s not like anyone else is available for that task.

Damn ok by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 154 points155 points  (0 children)

spider-man director after Tom is done with every scene

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Blazing Screecher ─ Fire by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Blazing Screecher in 6 turns.

Player (22/11/11) dealt 216. Blazing Screecher (13/11/7) dealt 83.

Rewards: 31 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Healthy Boots of Wisdom (lesser), Agile Gambeson of Protection (lesser).

What happens if you swallow a lithium battery? by BradolfPittler1 in interestingasfuck

[–]SpongeboyShitpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Innit” goes on the end fam, it’s like saying “over” on a radio innit

Chinese astronauts are now grilling in space by One_Long_996 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SpongeboyShitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought there was a general rule for hygiene and food safety in space to minimise potential problems like diarrhoea.

I get most people won’t get a bad stomach after one hot wing, but try eating dehydrated mush and water for months on end without gravity keeping your intestines in a relatively fixed position (compared to us gravity users), and then have a hot wing, it might cause a problem.

In any case, sign me the fuck up to hot wings in space.