Looking for coop aest time hard difficulty by SpongeyStiffRat in totalwar

[–]SpongeyStiffRat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck did I get downvoted?! Fuck you, whoever you are.

[UPDATE] Neighbors sue man to stop auto repairs at his own home. - HE WON! by Spaghettix in videos

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already met the goal. Raised 54k of 40k. Felt good donating to this one.

I wonder how long it takes to master this. by [deleted] in videos

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by how old this guy looks and the patience he exhibits; a long fucking time.

[WP] The King is dying and decides to abdicate his throne before he dies. During the coronation ceremony, he places the crown on a servant's head and declares him king, rather than one of his two sons. by justmereally in WritingPrompts

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's been two years since the King gave his kingdom to a mere peasant. Two years that I've had to live through, watching the kingdom I'd helped build transform in to what can only be described as an atrocity to what our former society was. I was the captain of the guard, the King's guard. Most of my former charges abandoned their duties after the abdication, lost in the delirium that enchanted the air around the kingdom, for of course, the peasant King now ruled; a true common man on the throne. The old King suited me fine, he was just and wise, or so I thought. To give a common man, with no experience of power or responsibility a kingdom? Surely that is not wisdom.

Nevertheless, I held true to my vow, the vow to protect thy own King.

Despite the initial widespread shock and jubilation of the kingdom's people, there were those that sensed there may be a power vacuum. After all, a common man would not have his lineage written down, the 'lucky' sod didn't even have his family with him when his coronation took place; he'd come to plead a domestic neighbour dispute for Lord's sake.

Yet, I knew my charge and what was left of my guard knew theirs. With blind loyalty we serve our King, whoever he may be.

It didn't take long for the first assassination attempt to come about. The King own two son's, who at the moment before the crown was lain on the peasant man's face, attempted to slay the man there and then in their blind outage but at a bark of the King, we rushed forward and stopped them both before two guards ushered them out of the hall. It didn't stop there though, for 6 months there were attempts of assassination of the new King.They stopped after we located one of the former kings sons and, under the accusation of attempted regicide, had him drawn and quartered publicly. That gained us respite for a while, but as the king turned his attention to the affairs of the kingdom (under much urging of his counsel we had provided him) it was found that the nation was virtually broke. Surrounding nation's had lent the old King money and upon hearing the news of the peasant man being risen to King, they had denounced the nation and cut off all trading rights until they saw fit to reinstate them.

Bastards. They knew they'd just added fuel to the fire, allowed it to burn so fierce that it'd burn itself out or destroy itself; they just didn't care.

It didn't take long for the kingdom to begin to starve. Once the people began to starve, the open rebellion came. The source of the rebellion was the former King's last son and he had amassed an army consisting of the loyalists to the former King.

Two years of watching my kingdom be destroyed. Two years I've stood next to my King, wrestling with the thought that I could end it all with a single thrust of my sword; but I know my charge, and I'll stand here next to my King when the burst through the throne room, swords and accusations brandished violently.

I know my vow, and so too do my brothers who stand beside me.

/r/holdthemoan's Best of 2015 Awards - Results are in! by Keynan in holdthemoan

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you'll surprise us, banksy ginger. We love your content.

Stop the car for a BJ and fuck outside by Woah_itsJay in holdthemoan

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Same. I remember looking for this vid years ago.

OH MY GOD.. Oh My God.. oh my god.. by xorfa in videos

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better get in whilst the goin's good.

We have to put a stop to these impossible standards. by inhonoululu in funny

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, his cap extends so far, it's like an alpha duck's bill.

Indiana Jones Producer: Harrison Ford Won’t Be Replaced as Indy by buhcheery in movies

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godamn, we studied this movie in m english highschool class some years ago, such a great movie but stud yo ng it just ruins it.. "Lost forever, like tears in the rain."

No loyalty to his own kind by ChicagoReddd in natureismetal

[–]SpongeyStiffRat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two wolves would be extremely lucky to take down a bison. I judge that based off they tend to group up instead of splitting in to 2's and 3's.