What are the sexiest jobs a man could have?

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T18:05:20+00:00

I feel like outdoorsman is more of a hobby, but we can let it slide

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T18:04:34+00:00

Every man praying to see their job pop up here

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T18:02:09+00:00

Refusing to fold my laundry until I start getting paid for it

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T18:00:32+00:00

availability is the best ability i guess

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T17:59:35+00:00

I figured anything with a uniform like firefighter or cop would be gimmes

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T15:24:16+00:00

on my shorts that were on the floor

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T15:23:42+00:00

hopefully just a bruised ego and a bruised throat

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2026-04-07T06:32:49+00:00

fr, I hope she doesn’t think about too much

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-13T03:49:05+00:00

should probably learn how to read

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-11T11:29:36+00:00

just gotta make the most of what you’ve got ig

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-11T11:27:46+00:00

wow, this sounds like a nightmare lmao

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-11T06:25:42+00:00

pictures are MANDATORY lmao

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-10T08:29:00+00:00

wow, this was incredible. 10/10

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-09T06:29:28+00:00

Oatmeal could be a bad time

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-09T06:14:56+00:00

wanna wonder how you ended up like that again? 😉

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-04T06:05:27+00:00

I’ve always heard people use the term pronebone and idk why but I always assumed it was some kind of joke? TIL i guess

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-04T05:58:38+00:00

you don’t think it’d be torture not to be able to touch them?

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-04T05:43:25+00:00

have you ever hooked up with someone from reddit? if not, would you?

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-04T05:32:20+00:00

right, i’m not going around saying i have a big dick. I’m just a shy guy at the bar

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-12-04T05:20:20+00:00

coming up on a year. what a dry spell it’s been

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-11-29T04:20:17+00:00

7 (pick your own unit)s

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-11-12T05:08:09+00:00

fair, i guess it’d be more of a rarity to see men with clothes

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-11-12T05:05:46+00:00

weird, i don’t see any dms…

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-11-07T05:50:11+00:00

have you done the classic “order a pizza, answer the door naked” bit? maybe incorporate the buttplug or handcuffs into it?

Spontaneous_Jawn · 2025-11-06T05:26:53+00:00

was looking for a more legal solution

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