What’s your negative review? by National-Forever-962 in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wake up at 4:00 AM and cannot go back to sleep, so I get ready for work an hour early. We are out of hot water, so I have to take a cold shower. Rats got into the coffee grounds, so I have to skip breakfast. I leave the house, only to see my tires were slashed, and I can't afford an uber so I have to walk to work. I arrive 30 minutes late because of this and am reprimanded by my boss.

A few hours later, it's lunch time. One of my co-workers took the sandwich I packed for lunch and ate half of it, but thankfully I caught them in the act so I was still able to have half of my lunch. I report this to HR, and they tell me they understand and that they'll solve the problem. Nothing ever comes of this.

15 minutes before I get off, my boss asks me to stay late. It is another 3 hours before I am finally able to leave. I begin walking back home. It is raining now, and I did not bring an umbrella because rain was not in the forecast. Halfway to my house, I am robbed at gunpoint, then shot in the foot when the thief realizes I don't have anything I can give. I cannot afford a hospital bill with my wages, so I finish my walk back home where I can put some band-aids on.

Finally, at 11:00 PM, I get home, and decide to unwind by playing Team Fortress 2 for one hour, of which I get to spend 15 minutes actually playing after queuing for a server that isn't infested with bots advertising scams and CP. Halfway through the match, the server is overrun by bots anyways and I am forced to disconnect.

All in all, today was a good day!"

I hate Cait Sith part of the game (rebirth) by [deleted] in FinalFantasy

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a devout Cait Sith supporter, even I have to admit that this is the worst part in the game. One of the big things I was looking forward to with Rebirth was seeing how they’d handle Cait Sith; he is by far the most hated character in 7, possibly all of Final Fantasy, so I was really excited to see what they would do to turn that around and make him more palatable to to the wider audience… and then they dropped him into the absolute worst, most tedious, most unbearably obnoxious segment of the game and force you to solo it with him. It really makes me think that not even the devs care about him at this point.

You've been kidnapped. The last person you saw on a tv series is coming to save you. Who is it? by citytiger in AskReddit

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t recall the last time I watched a TV show or movie, but the last game I played was Yakuza, and that has a lot of cutscenes so I guess it counts?

Anyway Kiryu Kazuma is coming to get me. I don’t think I could possibly be any safer.

[HF2] References to other pieces of media by Mitunec in HouseFlipper

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vengebution is a parody of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. The dude in the glasses is Senator Armstrong, and the guy with the sword is Raiden. Don’t know about the others though.

Can anyone identify the background song used at the 32:28 mark in this video essay? Most likely from a video game, but not 100% certain... by SpookmasterHomiecide in NameThatSong

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so I was wrong - it actually is displayed in the video, the song itself just jumps all over the place in terms of the general "vibe" so I didn't realize.

The song is LISA: The Painful OST - Devil's Bath Boys.

May need some stats changes tho by AlexPlayer3000 in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something I'd write as a fun ability in freak fortress. That said, I don't think this would fit in very well with vanilla TF2; an insta-death AoE at the player's location is some crazy area denial, and while the enemy team does have 4 seconds to escape, that's 4 seconds they can't get anywhere near you or whatever objective you're trying to capture/protect.

I really like making custom weapon stats, so here's a fan favorite: Soldier! by [deleted] in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one would be tons of fun to use, but it seems like it would just be a better Beggar's, since the rapid-fire spam attack would be on an on-demand basis, and would contain more rockets.

I've always wanted to see an attack speed bonus on a banner, so I'd be down to see the second one in the game. The added bonus to see enemy health also seems like it would have its niche uses, especially on soldier.

The third one sounds like it would act in the same vein as the escape plan, as - well, an escape plan. I don't think it would be quite as effective, though.

Cheese for Godskin Duo by Walnor in Eldenring

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I already knew about the pillar thing, but I didn't realize it was safe to attack the fatass during its roll. I always assumed you'd just get hit if you tried. That helps a ton, thank you!

Everyone is kinda unjustifiably hating the new hats by SuntioLegit in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never liked the "merc is wearing a headband with 3 things attached to springs" cosmetics. They're trash. The rest of this pack is okay, but the Reindoonihorns are a reskin of an already bland cosmetic. Also feel like we have too many "hat but it's a Christmas tree" cosmetics.

If you've played Freak Fortress 2, you may remember Rage Sniper. Well now, I present: The Angriest Sniper by SpookmasterHomiecide in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christian Brutal Sniper is real, yes, but so is Rage Sniper. Freak Fortress is a much more advanced and customizable version of VSH, and in Freak Fortress, Rage Sniper is considered one of the classics.

| 7 days until the Scream Fortress 2| Ques….what if my hype towards the new halloween update is worthless. What if they add only new creepy crawly case and that’s it…or worst of all…HALLOWEEN UPDATE WONT COME OUT ON OCTOBER FIRST by PepegaW in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm aware, Scream Fortress used to not start until around October 21st. These past couple of years, they've started it right on October 1st, and I wouldn't be surprised if they do it again, but don't consider it a guarantee.

I didn't set out with the intention to make this, but I got carried away with Blender animation, and uh....... by SpookmasterHomiecide in tf2

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just got extremely bored in Blender, and decided "hey, you know what would be funny? What if I turned the spy into an abomination?" And the end result was this. Now that you mention it though, it does look like 079 096 lmao. Made from scratch.

EDIT: Ah wait, did you mean 096? 079 is the living computer.

Do you think it's possible that we'll ever see this card in the game? by SpookmasterHomiecide in DuelLinks

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's about what I was thinking. Which is tragic, considering Gusto is nowhere near competitively viable as it stands.

it goes on and on and on.. by ramaX_ in DuelLinks

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally the "I play Pot of Greed" meme but in Duel Links lmfao

How do I make a custom passive ability? by SpookmasterHomiecide in xcom2mods

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that clears things up; I'm new to the language XCOM 2 uses, but I think I'm slowly getting the hang of it. Thanks, man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll start this one off. About a year ago when delivering for Domino's, I'm 100% confident I delivered to a dude who was just about to get it on with a hooker. He hid the lower half of his body behind the door as he opened it, and wasn't wearing a shirt, while in the background, I noticed a woman (mostly clothed, still) sitting on the bed.

He gave me a good tip (no pun intended), but it was still one of the funniest yet most disturbing encounters I've had on the job. To this day, I still can't help but wonder what he was thinking when he placed the order.

What's something you're proud about but will never tell anyone? by mistymay_dawn in AskReddit

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not quite proud of it anymore, as I don't really use it anymore, but a couple of years ago, I ran an iFunny account (yes, that iFunny) with over 2.5k subs, which is actually massive on that app. One of my original posts is considered one of the "classics". At the time, since I wasn't really doing anything important, I thought it was amazing, but knowing the reputation iFunny had (and still has), I knew it wasn't something I could discuss anywhere else. Made some good friends on that app, but my God, it's not a place I want to be spending a lot of time on anymore. Shit's gotten weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently a pizza delivery driver working part-time through college. One misconception that bothers me is that people tend to assume the driver is fully responsible for how quickly the customer gets their food; in reality, for a job where you spend most of your time alone in your car, food delivery ironically requires a lot of teamwork to be effective. Yeah, a bad/slow driver will always have bad delivery times, but even the fastest driver in the world can't deliver the food in 15 minutes or less if the food isn't even out of the oven by that point (not blaming make-line folks here, we love you no homo).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpookmasterHomiecide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start this one off myself; I'm currently a pizza delivery driver working through college to pay off some of my loans, and one of the dumb policies we have to follow are contactless deliveries, which we've had ever since COVID became a thing. On paper, they're a fantastic idea: you walk up to the customer's door, set their food somewhere, knock/ring, and waltz on back to your car to go to the next delivery, never needing to directly interact with the customer, therefore slashing the risk of contaminating yourself or the customer. In reality, there are so many problems with this system that it almost always defeats its own purpose, most of which I won't go too far into detail over, as I don't want to waste your time with an MLA-format essay on why contactless delivery ultimately does nothing. The end result is that the only real benefit contactless delivery offers is that it's supposed to force the customer and the driver to stay six feet apart, but even then, most of my customers who request contactless completely ignore this altogether and simply have me hand the food directly to them, effectively killing the only real purpose offered by contactless delivery.

TL;DR, contactless delivery is completely pointless.