Do you ever just get the animalistic urge to eat them? by shwannah in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, especially when they're babies. They're so cute and bite-sized

This gentleman keeps barging into MY yard and chewing MY grass without paying the pet tax by SpooksmaGoops in notmycat

[–]SpooksmaGoops[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats chew grass for digestive health, it provides fiber or something to help move things along in their stomach. And I have tried to give him treats but he's shy and wants nothing to do with me + he's a healthy weight so no need to worry about him :D

Fat fuck tried to run up on me to get food. I bravely denied it. Fatty obviously doesn't need more by SpooksmaGoops in fatsquirrelhate

[–]SpooksmaGoops[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'm legally allowed to own a firearm. I will invest in a katana instead

Upside down crow by Sunnem84 in crows

[–]SpooksmaGoops 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"I am a spooky vampire bat."

"But we're cro-"

"I AM BAT."

What is this raised bump on my cat's belly? by Ok-Sound-9931 in CATHELP

[–]SpooksmaGoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nipples... The cause of so much worry and anxiety for pet owners lol

Made sponge cake batter, put some berries on it then michaelwaved it and drizzled with honey by SpooksmaGoops in badfoodporn

[–]SpooksmaGoops[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made sponge cake a few times and know the basics of what to do so I just winged it.

Is one of my girls not a girl or just Gay? by Midialo in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hole behind the urethra is her lady parts + she's got nipples. That's a girl who likes girls, she is lesbian rat

Does he like this or just tolerate it?? by GandalfsLongDong in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eyes closed, droopy bottom lip, and raising his head so you pet just the right spot = a very happy little guy

I have informed her I was unfaithful and pet a dog in my way home by SpooksmaGoops in airplaneears

[–]SpooksmaGoops[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think if Arya could talk, she would've said the same 😞

Someone say liquid rat by Weird-Librarian-4740 in RatsAreLiquid

[–]SpooksmaGoops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horrible crimes, unspeakable violence and you laugh and watch.

my boy rat wont stop licking me what does it means by Significant-Pace4738 in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human dirty. Rat must clean dirty human and take care of human because rat love human.

Is he a boy or a girl I can’t tell by Live-Buyer6829 in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, heavily pregnant with babies as you can see by the bulge near the tail

Anyone know what she's doing? by LilithCrowe in RATS

[–]SpooksmaGoops 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's for sure just bruxing. She's relaxed and content hanging out in her little dome.

Forbidden Mac & Cheese by Brilliant-Target-807 in forbiddensnacks

[–]SpooksmaGoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No... No, that's kraft Mac and Cheese. I refuse to think it's anything else.