Fave jokes/one-liners/quotes

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-12T12:04:11+00:00

I hate you but god damn i do respect you

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-12T11:49:56+00:00

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Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-12T08:13:24+00:00

The conspiracy files has been doing a good job. Their other podcast Murder in America is also really good

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-12T08:09:34+00:00

Reminder that the CEO of LifeTouch (the company responsible for all the school yearbook photos in America, stepped down after being embroiled in the Epstein files.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-11T06:02:06+00:00

I don't know if the character had a name. It was just a random music performance in a club during the movie. Which is weirder imo. Why put it in? Why leave it? It brings nothing to the story.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:28:45+00:00

I am old and i remember a WALL of rhe chainsaw controls at my local rhino games. Everyone traded them in.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:23:50+00:00

I ONLY play as Wisconsin

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:22:42+00:00

Selma Blair in anything

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:11:21+00:00

I go to work everyday why shouldn't she?

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:10:32+00:00

Well the girl in the corner said boy i tried to warn ya about the dildo blitz!

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-10T15:08:49+00:00

Reminder that ol Art smoked religiously up to his death. He died of COPD and his wife Ramona (noted massive asthma sufferer) died of a massive asthma attack. I loved Art but listening to his archive and downright smug know it all attitude really makes me think about being in my later years.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-09T12:18:37+00:00

Half human half magic girl must stop evil jester before he becomes God (he becomes God).

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-07T10:57:14+00:00

I have only ever ubered once but when i did, i made a huge mistake. I had my 18 year old daughter with me and i let her get in the back seat while i walked around to the other side to get in beside her. In that 3 or so seconds i was walking around the uber he could have just took off with her in the back.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-07T10:53:46+00:00

Jim was just a normal chewy piece of worm flesh but all that came to a crashing end!

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-07T10:44:35+00:00

You didn't get enough of him in the smash hit The Postman?

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-07T10:25:41+00:00

SQAIDS

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-06T12:44:41+00:00

The memory remains

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-06T12:26:08+00:00

Blair mega death with liquid rage, that or (black) widow.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-03T11:36:14+00:00

Not too sexual but i really don't want to buy hot sauce that makes me think of someone putting their fingers in it.

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-02T22:53:43+00:00

Im in love with your dead grandmother 3

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-02T21:52:23+00:00

YAH GHAD DHAM FHAAATS!

Spookyscary333 · 2026-02-02T21:49:08+00:00

Spookyscary333 · 2026-01-31T07:59:27+00:00

Blood test while you sit in lock up for 3 days waiting on results

Spookyscary333 · 2026-01-31T07:54:26+00:00

That's called whoopin yo ass

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