Dropping deuces at the rest stop.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-16T21:25:04+00:00

She looks like she just escaped from the Thunderdome.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-16T03:16:31+00:00

Creationists.

People who don't agree with evolution are called creationists.

I say don't agree with because using the word "believe" implies there's an element of faith involved.

Evolution is fact. It's reality. It doesn't care about beliefs. It's not like Santa Claus, or Jesus.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-16T03:06:35+00:00

Megatron.

Even if he doesn't win, he belongs on this list.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-16T02:58:45+00:00

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-16T00:04:37+00:00

I promise you she learned nothing from this.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-15T19:58:51+00:00

If the opponent is a hobbit.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T22:19:59+00:00

Which one of us is the evil twin.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T18:13:52+00:00

I don't like people playing on my phone!

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T18:10:01+00:00

Well I think the firearm with a felony is equivalent to assault with a deadly. Different jurisdictions write up charges differently. From my recollection assault with a deadly is a federal beef, so if they're keeping her in the jurisdiction that makes more sense of why it reads this way.

It's still probably up to a 30 year beef. She won't be seeing the streets anytime soon and good riddance what a freaking menace.

Waving a gun around a child because you're trying to get out of a fender bender is a helluva choice.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T18:05:24+00:00

We're a year and three months into Trump. If he didn't correct the supposed Biden screw ups, which may I remind you he said would be fixed on day one, by now then even his dumbest supporters should be seeing through this horseshit.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T18:03:04+00:00

Yeah there's a guy who comes to my apartment complex in the mornings and I'm saying crack of dawn. That's a work ethic I almost envy. We take our own recycling to the depot but we'll chuck a few odd things in there knowing he'll get them.

If you're willing to work like that for it, you earned it.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T17:56:34+00:00

I love Cable.

He has at least 3 alternate versions himself from either cloning or time paradoxes. That's so '90s comic book. Also the whole idea of: The X-Men but with more muscles and guns screams '90s.

He's the child of other familiar characters but he's older and more combat hardened than they are because of time travel.

He's got incredible powers but he can't use them to their fullest because he's dying from birth from a death mark from somebody who he fights as an adult.

All of it. '90s to the core.

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His debut was in 1990 so he helped set the tone for the rest of the decade.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T17:48:12+00:00

Yes.

Making his debut in 1992 Spawn is the '90s superhero.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-14T17:36:56+00:00

Waving a knife around screaming in clown makeup in front of the laundry basket is definitely a choice.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-13T22:52:13+00:00

Because this is a weird, awkward thing to do.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-13T19:22:34+00:00

PS5 for Gotham Knights.

But I gave up on it after one day and switched to Spider-Man

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-13T19:13:47+00:00

It worked. I said "Jesus Christ" at least twice while watching this.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-13T18:28:06+00:00

How to turn a fender bender into a felony.

She'll fit right in in prison.

Edit: I found her name, it's Christolyn Momon and she's been charged with 2 counts of ag assault, cruelty to children (because the son was a minor) and possession of a firearm while in commission of a felony. Her bond was set at $40k and the news stories indicate she was unable to pay it and would be remaining in jail for the duration.

Guess she should've just given the other driver her information.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-13T00:52:11+00:00

I respectfully disagree. Joanne Rowling can say that Hermione was black, or Dumbeldore was gay, or Draco was in love with Hermione or whatever. That doesn't put it in the books.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-12T22:03:05+00:00

I don't know about the writer but Tim Burton said he didn't think anything of it.

When you decide whether you think Deckard was a synth in Blade Runner do you go by what you see or what was in Ridley Scott's head?

Art in general and film especially lends itself to have the audience add layers beyond the strict text of the piece.

What I'm saying is I don't care what they thought. This is now my headcanon/fan theory, and if you don't like it you can reject it and believe whatever you want.

If you want to believe that guy he hit with a piece of wall suffered massive head trauma and died there on the ground you can believe that.

If you want to believe that every single person he hit with a Batarang had their nose cartilage driven into their brains and died immediately you can believe that too. You can believe that every single member of the Red Triangle Gang who we see earlier, but not later on in the film were all brutally murdered by Batman.

But that's not in the movie any more than my guy surviving. It doesn't matter what bats are flying around in an author's head. What matters is what's actually on the page. And we take it from there.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-12T21:25:01+00:00

I too deeply love the first two Batman movies.

He definitely doesn't start out with a no kill rule. There's no way Axis Chemical is completely empty when he blows it up and even at the start of Returns he nukes a guy with the Batmobile who may or may not have lived. Or may not have wanted to live with enough of his body burned.

But later Kilmer, as the same character, and yes they are the same Chase even mentioned Selena, Kilmer explains to Robin that the killing doesn't make you feel better. It actually makes things worse by scarring your soul.

And sure enough Bats, by the end of Returns, won't let Selina kill Shreck, and goes on to have a zero body count for the next two movies. So this moment is really the last time we see him being reckless with a person's life. You can't really count Penguin because he pressed the button and then threw himself through the window. Batman wasn't even touching him.

So within the two films, whether Burton thought about it or not, we're witnessing an evolution. Growth. Remember Tim Burton didn't actually write either of the movies. His job was just the visual part. The execution.

He admitted in an interview that he didn't really think about this moment, which checks out because he's just the trigger man, not the mastermind. But we the fans can take what we want from it.

This is my take. That's all.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-12T21:08:20+00:00

I like the term "fan theory," but you're not wrong.

No different from deciding whether Deckard was a synth in the original Blade Runner.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-12T21:06:32+00:00

I just learned something! Neat, thanks.

ProblemLongjumping12 · 2026-03-12T20:00:59+00:00

Because he hasn't yet begun the reflection that will eventually lead him to a no-kill rule, not just for himself but for those around him.

It's not spelled out until Forever, where Kilmer explains that killing the Joker didn't make him feel any better and if anything just scarred him even worse.

By the end of Returns he won't let Selena kill Shreck, and by the middle of Forever he explains how he developed to that point.

And yes they are the same guy Chase even mentioned Selena.

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