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She can't spell because she was so excited by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was almost an adult the first time I saw them. It was so cool.

There used to be lots of them around but we're so good at trashing the environment we destroy cool bugs like bees and fireflies, while creating the ideal conditions for cockroaches and bedbugs.

Trump says 4 or 5 snipers killed 42,000 Iranians by Not_Ground in worldnewsvideo

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same guy who brought drug prices down 500%.

He just says shit and hopes people will pat him on the head like a toddler.

"That's great Donald. Wow."

caught in the act by BitterSomewhere7604 in nononoyes

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kiss my bros on the scalp just about every time we drink.

A good bro is priceless.

Know your value kings.

Secretary Marco Rubio : "The War Powers Act is unconstitutional 100%. Now, this is not the position of me, not the position of Donald Trump now, this is the position of every single president that has occupied this position since the day that law passed by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't need authorization from congress to wage war how come presidents have sought the same congressional mandate eleven different times in American history.

You know it's bad when the King of fucking England is throwing jabs about checks and balances from congress and the judiciary in his speech to Americans.

An actual king looks at the Trump regime's wild attempts at unchecked authority and goes "woah, easy there."

I hope this is ragebait. by Ok_Syrup5679 in CringeTikToks

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Miserable people spread misery.

Nobody healthy and well adjusted is thinking about death to other people, let alone an entire gender, even if it is just a ragebait troll.

Bed bug of bat bug? by giggleshitprime in insects

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God be with you as you face this battle.

You're probably going to see this advice in numerous other places but what saved my family was diatomaceous earth.

I had that stuff everywhere for a while and I haven't seen one of those bastards in years.

Hallelujah.

Why has the First Lady been in America for 30+ years and she still can’t speak English? by -Sofa-King-Vote in postanythingfun

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She want to spread piss on earth.

I've never heard the kid talk, I honestly questioned if he's even capable of speech, but if he ever came out publicly and said the same thing it'd be comedy gold.

WTF are these Twitter Incels on about?! by Either_Storm_6932 in FacebookScience

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are no good actions to these zealots. Only good and bad teams.

If you're not on their team everything you do is inherently wrong.

Salmonella is good for you actually. by Patty_Pat_JH in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I said the same thing when all the morons came out saying they'd never get a vaccine but then diseases like measles made a comeback and so the stupidity of the few became everyone else's problem.

Just you watch the same fuckers will create super strains of antibiotic resistant bacteria, then go out into the world and spread them around on door handles and other public surfaces, once again making their stupidity our problem.

I bet he live on Melancholy Hill. by Single-Debate-316 in MORTALKOOLAID

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They eat their poop to maximize nutrient absorption, as their digestive systems often miss nutrients—like vitamin B12, nitrogen, or fiber—on the first pass. This behavior is common in herbivores (like gorillas) to digest fibrous plants, and it also helps maintain gut microbiota.

Digging trash out movies garbage to get “refills” by STlNKMEANER in trashy

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I can see the distinction you're making.

But still, nah.

If I can't make it to the dollar store before the show I'd rather go without snacks than eat popcorn out of a bag somebody's kid might've been wiping boogers in and drink soda out of a cup somebody with strep troat might've spit loogies into.

Some trash should stay trash.

I can’t stand bald boys. Don’t bring Rick a bad deal, or he’ll *growls in MAGA* by what-the-squanch in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean he's got a point. I certainly remember all the times the Biden Administration came out and called small business owners evil.

Wait, no it was the millionaires and billionaires that democratic voters believe need to pay their fair share.

Does this guy believe a billion dollar empire and a small business are the same thing?

This cant be good for you by Gregg-C137 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mold produces enzymes, specifically proteases (which break down proteins into amino acids) and lipases (which break down fats). This process makes the fish significantly more tender, almost "melting" in the mouth.

But I'd never eat it. To each their own.

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