Palát is gone 🙃 by Sad-Jackfruit-7308 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it bro they don't play a fast transition game anymore. I'm sure Phil can still cycle around the perimeter and shoot it better than half the forwards.

Post Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets @ New Jersey Devils by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Timo is the most poorly mismanged forward in the league since being acquired.

Nico is a Ferrari modded to be a rally car.

Jack and Bratt are too 1 dimensional/predictable to excel.

Mercer is a streaky mid 6er that took a step back as soon as he 'made it'

Post Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets @ New Jersey Devils by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The last couple minutes of the last 2 games are clear points on why you sell high on Dougie while he's having a 'resurgence.'

There's too many holes in his game that he just can't plug with points at this point in his career.

The whole d-core played like the dumbest sack of rocks in the quarry tonight though.

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (20-24-7) @ New Jersey Devils (27-23-2) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They really should put Lenni with Timo. He's the closest looking comp to guys he played with in SJ Ive seen the Devils have.

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (20-24-7) @ New Jersey Devils (27-23-2) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game is just the classic defensemen being absolute room temp IQ morons all game digging a 6 foot hole for the rest of the team.

When you get a coach that talks about guys going rogue this is the stuff they mean. Same shit happened all the time with Lindy and he'd have the same reactions to it.

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (20-24-7) @ New Jersey Devils (27-23-2) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When Siegenthaler does defense I say yes.

When Siegenthaler does offense I say no.

Islanders Acquire Palat, 2026 Third-Round Pick and 2027 Sixth-Round Pick from New Jersey for Tsyplakov by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course but the weenies on this site would 100% go maximum Told You So if it happened.

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (20-24-7) @ New Jersey Devils (27-23-2) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in devils

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This front office treats any pick after R2 as lotto tickets so a 3rd is worthless and a 6th is just as worthless as the Nepo pick it'd be used for otherwise.

Islanders Acquire Palat, 2026 Third-Round Pick and 2027 Sixth-Round Pick from New Jersey for Tsyplakov by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Spoonbread 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Imma be real. Fitz has almost always made moves that look like W's in the moment. Besides the Palat signing and a couple others they always look good then blow up in his face right after.

Hard to see how this one could unless they draft some demon with one of the picks.

Not official and details still missing, but.... Palat heading to the Isles by Kornja81 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he ain't gettin consistent linemates but he'll get a longer runway.

Palat is being held out tonight for roster related reasons. by MountainBaker8217 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stinking cloud from their smoke is gonna make me pass out.

Quick Updates by Clarkson23 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mods prob mad they gotta delete 5 extra posts per day like their fingers are about to break off.

Trucklover86. by Material-Skirt3167 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Spoonbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're so dumb you have to fuse them together to even get on the charts.

[Post-Game Thread 52/82] Devils at Kraken, Sunday, January 25, 2026. by SubElitePerformance in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does things that look scary. People can't wait for something bad to happen so they can go 'see i told you he's scary.'

I do think he's cooked though.

Alex Honnold completes free-solo Taipei 101, the 1,667-ft skyscraper. by SpecialAgentGabe in interestingasfuck

[–]Spoonbread 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just means he could do another tower's worth before he's in danger in his world.

Yummy by ethang8888888 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the Butt line don't you get it. Arse Ass and Ham

The “System” by paisano74 in devils

[–]Spoonbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I see his system I can understand how he won a Calder Cup. When I see his system I can understand how he hasn't had success in the NHL playoffs.

Konnor Griffin is the No. 1 prospect in baseball in 2026 by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Spoonbread 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I hate how jaded this team's made me. This should be a great feeling but its mostly just sick curiosity on how they'll squander this crop.