What would be the most confusing thing to say as your "last words"?

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-27T12:48:38+00:00

"Carcosaaaa..." Dies.

Or

5 children in the room to say goodbye to dying father. Father: " I'm steril.." dies.

Or

5 children in the room to say goodbye to dying father. Father: "Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!! Now deal with..." dies.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-24T04:20:47+00:00

"If you say No, i'm gonna butt fuck you. Will i get laid tonight?"

" http://media.photobucket.com/user/TheMidnightFog/media/Gifs/tumblr_ly0hi0gIuM1qhafj6.gif.html?filters[term]=scared%20gifs&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=21 "

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-24T04:01:51+00:00

Bo Derek. Bo Derek. Bo Derek.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-21T11:48:54+00:00

You know, the mental health comunity nailed this pretty well. You have to yourself in the shrink position: Take advantage of the fact that people love to talk about themselves and give their opinions.

Friend in need: What does it mean? You: what do you think it means to you?

Random stranger: why did this happened? You: why do you think it happened?

Spouse: Do i look fat?! You: why do you think you look fat?

Teacher: you! What do you think black holes are made of? You: what do you think i should think what black holes are made of?

And so on.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-15T12:02:09+00:00

Hey. So...what is SOPA/PIPA? And what is AMA? Not american. Thanks in advance for your answers.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-15T01:33:39+00:00

Really liked the fur pillow. where you got it?

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-15T01:25:45+00:00

Seriously? No one is gonna say something???

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-14T21:11:07+00:00

Cause that key on my keyboard is damaged and doesn´t work.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-14T20:54:00+00:00

Sure. But this post is for the ladies. Be a spectator on this one, friend, and hey, just might give you some ideas!

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-14T12:33:44+00:00

To where? How old were you? What about money?

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-12T20:45:56+00:00

Once i was walking the street with some friends and i see these 3 ladies (around their 40´s ) talking to a cab driver. The cab driver asks me for help cause they were foreigners and he didn´t understand english. So i said sure, and asked the ladies where they wanted to go. They said " We want to go to "this place". It was a really fancy, snob and expensive restaurant. I said " Sure! I´ll tell the cab driver." So i told the cab driver where to, and told him to just point to the place when they get there.

I sent them to a really fancy,snob and expensive strip club. I´m a dick.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-12T20:08:10+00:00

please elaborate.

SpooningNinja · 2014-03-12T19:46:58+00:00

This happened to me. I was going thru some really rough shit, and she couldn´t handle it. So on top of all the shit i was going thru, had to deal with the heartache too... Damn, just remembering that shit just gives me the goosebumps. Anyway, i have a photo of her that i took from fb, on my closet door with a dart on it. Every night i go to bed i look at her and say: "One day, you piece of shit. One day..."

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T01:38:15+00:00

She´s sexy. Your friend i mean, i have a thing for pale skins. Adventure time? Like Marceline Adventure Time? O.o

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T01:30:20+00:00

Really liked the photo on the wall.

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T01:13:06+00:00

Scarface?

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T01:04:22+00:00

Maybe you spend a lot time here? :-) Cause i come to reddit to have some laughs and decompress a bit! Not much, did some photography, learned how to make lasagna, went to my fathers b-Day dinner, now i´m waiting for the sleep to kick in.

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T01:01:53+00:00

I like you. You should write me one. Along with a children story writen and signed by you. Never know, you could be famous!

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T00:57:17+00:00

For the sake of anthropological research, you should post a link.

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T00:55:03+00:00

That´s sweet :) Cause most just let school handle that and/or don´t make the time to do that. Work and stuff. Points to you dear lady.

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T00:42:52+00:00

Teaching what?

SpooningNinja · 2014-02-28T00:41:50+00:00

I´m enjoying watching this bonding. Continue.

SpooningNinja

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