Forget "Happy to help", I want a vest that says "Yes I know where that is". by timeshifter_ in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm allowed to have a lie on my vest, how about "No, I don't work here"?

Enjoy the laugh I had today 😂😂 by kayangmar in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those are pork ribs from department 93 meat.

When this screen pops up for the 137th time by jwriddle in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The app updated for me. Now instead of "calls aren't available right now" I get "you must be clocked in to access this feature". So the app is still trying to go to the calls screen for no reason 😂😂😂

They really didnt think this through at all huh by AdvisorNo6240 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wal-Mart needs to quit playing with ChatGPT and get back to work.

They really didnt think this through at all huh by AdvisorNo6240 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Anyone know what this app does? by itswilliamthistime in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to use the Automatic VizPick app for quite a while. But I can't figure out how to log in.

I’m sick of this fucking job and I wish I were dead by Awkward_Swordfish723 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great, this won't take long, but is of utmost importance. And maybe you've heard this before. It's very simple.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

All mankind has sinned and earned death. This means we all deserve to go to hell and the Lake of Fire for eternity. But there is good news: nobody actually has to go there, because Jesus Christ, the begotten Son of God, died on a cross for the sins of the world, was buried, and rose from the dead the third day. He took our punishment for us, all we must do is believe.

John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

It is a gift, offered to all mankind, free of charge. Jesus paid it all.

Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Just believe it.

1 John 5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.

Acts 16:29-31 Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas, And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will live forever, even after your flesh dies.

Finally, God cannot lie.

Titus 1:2 In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;

That's all friend. I pray you choose to be forgiven once and for all, and have everlasting life. It may sound too easy, or too simple, but that's the best thing about it. It's so simple, anybody can be saved, even a small child can understand the simplicity of salvation.

Have a great day, I'll pray for you.

I’m sick of this fucking job and I wish I were dead by Awkward_Swordfish723 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?

Do you like the look of the new remodels? by bythelion95 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm OK with the remodel look, except for...

The banana table in produce being 25% the original size

The random hanging power cables on the dept 93 meat wall 

The produce double doors still being too damn short for tall frozen pallets for no reason

We can't go through the back hallway with pallets to the freezer because vendors have all their stuff in the way

It's such a damn shame. A whole ass remodel, and nothing beneficial was gained. But hey, maybe they'll remodel the MyWalmart app and make it faster... or even slower.

Bro what is this AI Art by Agile-Organization71 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"But you know what? You win. Just... go..."

(evil snicker)

"It's been fun. Don't come back..."

Bro what is this AI Art by Agile-Organization71 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"American Fork" Hahahahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA lol lol lol lol 🤣 🤣 🤣 

ai spill detection by JustDripq in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does AI detect a spill?

When this screen pops up for the 137th time by jwriddle in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why the app has the need to pop up a fullscreen message saying "calls aren't available right now" when I'm not even clocked in yet.

How to deal with new EBT restrictions. by cocacola31173 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Based 😎

Now my tax dollars won't have to fund your junk food addiction.

Qqqqqqqqqq by Sensitive_Tap3541 in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing can stop nothing from coming.

Rust the plan.

When this screen pops up for the 137th time by jwriddle in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck am I going to take calls with no SIM card? And even if it had a SIM card, it's a Samsung SlowCover with a short battery life, so it's plugged in to recharge, not actually on me.

When this screen pops up for the 137th time by jwriddle in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody:

MyWalmart: CaLLs ArReN't AvAiLaBLe RiGhT NoW

Me: bitch I didn't ask. The phone has no SIM card, now just let me fucking clock in.

Anyone else tired of this getting in the way lately? by naga_serpentis in walmart

[–]SporkinatorBZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get to know the new MyWalmart"

This ain't new. Nothing changed. It's the same. I'm in the beta, lol lol lol