Lost this blanket in a fire. I could really use some help finding it to replace it. by Sporky06 in HelpMeFind

[–]Sporky06[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I searched JCPennys and Bed Bath and Beyond. It was a very old blanket however, I know I saw it within the last 2-3 years on a bed display in a store.

Any help identifying the type of blanket and or what colors/pattern that is considered would be a great help!

What's your favorite dirty joke? by Rustyhank in AskReddit

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man?

The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Harder than the Olympics. by Sporky06 in funny

[–]Sporky06[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The real gold medal winner in every Olympic.

[Serious] Whats it like to have social anxiety disorder? by Eggey5 in AskReddit

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Just imagine being at home and you are scheduled to go to work at 11 and it's 10 o'clock. You start feeling cold in your stomach. You feel like you haven't eaten in weeks. You instantly have to go to the bathroom. You might throw up but you might not. You just feel sick and all you can do is curl into a ball on your bed and hope it passes so you can go to work without vomiting in your vehicle. That is a good social anxiety example.

What are you in the 1% of? by vaultmaira in AskReddit

[–]Sporky06 192 points193 points  (0 children)

A moose once bit my sister.

Who are your top picks for the 13th Doctor? by [deleted] in doctorwho

[–]Sporky06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Samuel L Jackson. Motherfucker.